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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Meh Own 'Ead | 03/31/06 | Max

Posted on 03/31/2006 6:51:38 AM PST by Maximus of Texas

Not sure where X Alien is today so at the request of others, I'm kicking of the OFST. Seeing that Aprils Fools Day is tomorrow and its also Paulab's birthday tomorrow, use today's thread to share some of your best April Fools memories and to throw a birthday wish Paulab's way.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babes; goofy; howoldareyoupeople; humor; ipw; ofst; oldenoughtolaugh; rwos; silliness; tgif
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I have that same problem.


641 posted on 03/31/2006 11:38:11 AM PST by JimWforBush (Setec Astronomy)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Nope. That was the immature child in me.


642 posted on 03/31/2006 11:39:17 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: PaulaB; tuffydoodle

If I had a decent secretary....


643 posted on 03/31/2006 11:39:38 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
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To: r-q-tek86

Thanks for the card.


644 posted on 03/31/2006 11:40:20 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: Maximus of Texas
If I had a decent secretary....

...she'd get you coffee.

645 posted on 03/31/2006 11:41:03 AM PST by Snardius (Registered and Certified IPW)
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To: Maximus of Texas

ahhh...the working mans dream...


646 posted on 03/31/2006 11:41:08 AM PST by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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To: JimWforBush

Sweetie, you are not married.


647 posted on 03/31/2006 11:41:14 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I need a wife for that?


648 posted on 03/31/2006 11:41:44 AM PST by JimWforBush (Setec Astronomy)
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To: Maximus of Texas

rofl, love your tagline.

Gotta show that one to Mr. Chanti.


649 posted on 03/31/2006 11:42:22 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: Maximus of Texas
You crack me up, Max...

Post 272 Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad.

650 posted on 03/31/2006 11:43:04 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (card-carryin' IPW)
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To: Snardius

well, if the old man had waited till "Desperate Housewives" was over, his wife might have paid better attention to him...

On the other hand, were he to watch "Desperate Housewifes," he wouldn't be hanging so low, now would he?


651 posted on 03/31/2006 11:44:14 AM PST by peacebaby (wasting my time standing in the waiting line)
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To: JimWforBush

NO, but to sell your wife's box you need one.


652 posted on 03/31/2006 11:44:41 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: tuffydoodle

All I know is she's calling me a slut one minute then talking about how HER sex life is real and all the while she's fixated on my boobs.

I don't know,
Some folks just ain't happy ;)


653 posted on 03/31/2006 11:45:53 AM PST by najida (He who cannot dance puts the blame on the floor. *Hindu proverb*)
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To: teenyelliott

When are you due?


654 posted on 03/31/2006 11:46:49 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
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To: r-q-tek86

Oh,what to you she her 'witty' response to that.

Talk about sleaze.


655 posted on 03/31/2006 11:47:11 AM PST by najida (He who cannot dance puts the blame on the floor. *Hindu proverb*)
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To: najida; EX52D
"while she's fixated on my boobs"

EX, see, I'm not the only one.
656 posted on 03/31/2006 11:47:52 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I see your point, but if I did have a wife........


657 posted on 03/31/2006 11:48:10 AM PST by JimWforBush (Setec Astronomy)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Ya know my RL initials used to be EZ?

I was born an IPW I tell ya.


658 posted on 03/31/2006 11:49:54 AM PST by najida (He who cannot dance puts the blame on the floor. *Hindu proverb*)
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To: r-q-tek86; teenyelliott

At that point I knew I wasn't going to have a objective debate with her so I just pulled a Teeny.


659 posted on 03/31/2006 11:49:57 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
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To: JimWforBush

LOL, I am not going there....


660 posted on 03/31/2006 11:50:35 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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