**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

Meh Own 'Ead | 03/31/06 | Max

[Maximus of Texas]

Not sure where X Alien is today so at the request of others, I'm kicking of the OFST. Seeing that Aprils Fools Day is tomorrow and its also Paulab's birthday tomorrow, use today's thread to share some of your best April Fools memories and to throw a birthday wish Paulab's way.

[r-q-tek86]

Did I miss anyone?

Max? Toby06? PaulaB?

[baker_girl]

Thanks r-q,
Here's a drink for your trouble.

[Millee]

[LongElegantLegs]

Thank you!!!

[Maximus of Texas]

Ok, here is a draft of my State of the IPW address (PB, keep the coffee coming and wear the appropriate "secretary" outfit)

Ladies and Gentlemen:
We are here today to honor all those who went to battle for the right to have sex with your spouse no matter when, not matter what, no matter what law is passed. For those who endured the name calling, the internet porn references, and the lack of photos of hot babes not being posted on that infamous thread, I, your president, support your efforts and will throw all my available resources to this cause. (PB, maybe this is the part where I announce that I've secured a loan)

If we are cut, do we not bleed? If we sneeze, does snot not come out of our nose? If you pull my finger... (Note to PB, we may need to work on this part) Are we not human? Yes, yes we are!!We are more than that. We are a people of diverse backgrounds, of diverse employment, of diverse high school jobs. Some of you have mowed lawns and for that I salute you. Others have modeled in nothing but skimpy overalls and for that I really salute you (if you know what I mean, wink, wink) (PB, see if the teleprompter will put the "wink wink" in).

I present to you today my 100 Day Agenda. An agenda who's first priority of business is to secure a IPW site that features the greatness that is Catherine Zeta Jones. Once that is done then I'll share the rest of my agenda with the masses.

That is all. End of speech. Go home. (PB, we may want to make the ending a little more "user friendly". You work on that. I'm going to watch the ballgame).

[JimWforBush]

Can you make me a card too, with 1173 as the number?

[Snardius]

I think peacebaby will want one...

[Maximus of Texas]

yahoo mail it.

[Auntbee]

Woo Hoo! Thank you.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

He is not here yet, but you better make one for JimWforBush.

[RockinRight]

Here's your card.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Bam, I didn't see you here so I just told r-q tek to get you one!

[JimWforBush]

Well you know I just have to have one.

[Maximus of Texas]

See #485

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

But of course!

[r-q-tek86]

who is GG? I'll make him (her?) one too

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

When my new card is ready send it along, I want to put it on my about page!

[Toby06]

Galveston Grl, the coiner of the internet porn whore phrase

[Toby06]

500?

[Toby06]

500?