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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Meh Own 'Ead
| 03/31/06
| Max
Posted on 03/31/2006 6:51:38 AM PST by Maximus of Texas
Not sure where X Alien is today so at the request of others, I'm kicking of the OFST. Seeing that Aprils Fools Day is tomorrow and its also Paulab's birthday tomorrow, use today's thread to share some of your best April Fools memories and to throw a birthday wish Paulab's way.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babes; goofy; howoldareyoupeople; humor; ipw; ofst; oldenoughtolaugh; rwos; silliness; tgif
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To: Dashing Dasher
341
posted on
03/31/2006 9:17:23 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
To: Dashing Dasher
342
posted on
03/31/2006 9:17:42 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: fredhead
LOL
good one...carry your IPW card loud and proud :)
343
posted on
03/31/2006 9:18:14 AM PST
by
PaulaB
(Leader of The IPW Gang.........)
To: Dashing Dasher
LOL, Don't start that thread again!
To: RockinRight
Hey! It's cold out here...and my leather is shrinking...along with everything else...
345
posted on
03/31/2006 9:18:54 AM PST
by
Snardius
(IPWing)
To: PaulaB
I'll display my IPW card right next to my AAM badge.
Yes, I am a member of the Amalgamated Associated of Morons, Local 6-7/8.
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
346
posted on
03/31/2006 9:19:57 AM PST
by
fredhead
(A Streetwalker on the Information Superhighway)
To: Snardius
It's shrinkage!
347
posted on
03/31/2006 9:20:11 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: Auntbee; hattend
DO you have to ask my love?
We couldn't do our IPWing without our Auntbee
Hattend...according to the "your all IPWS" group...it doesn't matter what you wear :P
348
posted on
03/31/2006 9:20:41 AM PST
by
PaulaB
(Leader of The IPW Gang.........)
To: Dashing Dasher; Maximus of Texas
To: PaulaB
I meant:
Amalgamated Association of Morons, Local 6-7/8
350
posted on
03/31/2006 9:20:51 AM PST
by
fredhead
(A Streetwalker on the Information Superhighway)
To: Maximus of Texas
Molemans Jobs:
5-7th Grade: Cutting lawns (no I'm not Mexican)
High School: Dishwasher/ Beef slcicer for Sign of The Beefcarver
College: More Beefcarver, then Electronic Tech
Current: Sales Manager
351
posted on
03/31/2006 9:21:58 AM PST
by
Moleman
To: Hoodlum91
I am home sick today too. I have the flu and it is really bad. I had is yesterday too, so I have a 4 day weekend...but wish it was doing something better than running to the toilet....LOL
Silliness:
Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next
to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and
makes his move.
"You know," he says,"I've heard that flights will
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it
slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to
discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know,"says the guy. "How about nuclear
power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer
all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes
little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and
the horse produces muffins of dried
poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I
haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you
feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't
know sh!t?
352
posted on
03/31/2006 9:22:16 AM PST
by
AJMaXx
(ILU Roo.....!)
To: Maximus of Texas; PaulaB; EX52D; day10; teenyelliott; tuffydoodle; LongElegantLegs; najida; ...
Woohoo! Happy Friday all!
We are done - the closing is over!
I am off to get yet another load of stuff to take over to the new place.
Take care all!
day10
353
posted on
03/31/2006 9:22:46 AM PST
by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: LA Woman3
Hmmm.... Never seen one, so I don't know. Someone here must -- purely from a law enforcement standpoint, I'm sure!
354
posted on
03/31/2006 9:22:52 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
To: day10
Congrats! That must be a load off your mind!
355
posted on
03/31/2006 9:24:15 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
To: PaulaB
Whew!
Good thing..it's cold up here.
356
posted on
03/31/2006 9:25:37 AM PST
by
hattend
(Let's unpimp the Democrat Party!)
To: Maximus of Texas
I don't know about that Max. Whenever anything is crude, rude or slightly perverted, your name seems to come up in the conversation, and someone gives you a ping.
357
posted on
03/31/2006 9:26:19 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
To: All
IPW Group Portrait
358
posted on
03/31/2006 9:26:20 AM PST
by
najida
(A day we haven't danced is wasted.)
To: day10
Isn't a house like a boat? The two best days are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.
359
posted on
03/31/2006 9:26:24 AM PST
by
fredhead
(A Streetwalker on the Information Superhighway)
To: Moleman
360
posted on
03/31/2006 9:27:07 AM PST
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
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