Posted on 03/26/2006 3:05:40 PM PST by nickcarraway
I think the scent of greenbacks is what they're seeking.
That doesn't make sense, single men have the smell of a woman on them also in this day and age. Shoot, married men probably have even less contact with a woman than a single man playing the field.
Tip for single guys, I guess: if you have any platonic female friends, be sure to hug them a lot. That should do the job.
What I smell with married men is trouble, frankly!
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This might explain why all these teachers are attracted to 10 & 12 year old boys - they're smelling the kids' mothers.
It's not their fault afterall!
I'm fairly intelligent, but I do not understand. Does this mean that these women are lesbian since they are attracted to the other woman's scent? ;)
Ya got a nose for trouble, huh? :-)
If you get there early, you have your choice of the best spots.
If you wait too long, the pickin's are slim. You either have to lower your expectations and take a space farther away, or spend a good deal of time looking for that prime spot -- often waiting for the person who was there to leave.
I'm not sure how to fit infidelity into this theory. Is it taking a spot for which another has been patiently waiting, parking in a reserved section or tow-away zone, or simply rolling your SUV over the little sports car in the way.
Towanda!
In other findings: Male AND Female skanks are attracted to each other.
KEYWORD SEARCH: Whores, Whoredogs, 'ho's, b@tches, sleeze bags, etc....
(batting eyelashes)
I also have a nose for staying out of trouble.
Towanda?
TOWANDA?
Chanticleer, you must be my soul sister with that remark!
Now where's my sledge hammer......
The infidelity would be like finding a pretty good spot, but thinking you can always find a better one, and moving to a different one. Only, once you get there, you decided your first spot was better anyway.
Married men have a different scent? Does it come from the cheeto stains on our fingers or the beer stains on our shirt?
Nope, it's your wife silly. Hubba,hubba!
LOL...cheeto stains...too funny.
Actually - single guys smell like beer and pizza, not sure what married guys smell like.
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We referred to the phenomena as having "a little stank on your hang low" but I was crude back then and would never use such a degrading term now.
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