If you get there early, you have your choice of the best spots.
If you wait too long, the pickin's are slim. You either have to lower your expectations and take a space farther away, or spend a good deal of time looking for that prime spot -- often waiting for the person who was there to leave.
I'm not sure how to fit infidelity into this theory. Is it taking a spot for which another has been patiently waiting, parking in a reserved section or tow-away zone, or simply rolling your SUV over the little sports car in the way.
Towanda!
Towanda?
TOWANDA?
Chanticleer, you must be my soul sister with that remark!
Now where's my sledge hammer......
The infidelity would be like finding a pretty good spot, but thinking you can always find a better one, and moving to a different one. Only, once you get there, you decided your first spot was better anyway.
Married men have a different scent? Does it come from the cheeto stains on our fingers or the beer stains on our shirt?