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To: Ann Coulter and Laura Ingram
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Posted on 03/25/2006 4:49:23 AM PST by moonman

"Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with."

I received this commentary in an e-mail. I felt it was truely fitting to send to my daughter who has accomplished more in her 29 years than most men or women have in their entire lives. I also felt it was appropriate for Ann and Laura, two more of my heroines.


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To: moonman

Is Maureen Dowd still sending out those anonymous e-mails?


21 posted on 03/25/2006 12:08:35 PM PST by mikrofon (Past grape stage, now shriveled raisin...)
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To: moonman

I see a few rules violations...


22 posted on 03/25/2006 4:02:08 PM PST by JRios1968 (A DUmmie troll's motto: "Non cogito, ergo zot")
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To: mikrofon

"Is Maureen Dowd still sending out those anonymous e-mails?"

Now that's a ROTTEN apple!


23 posted on 03/25/2006 4:13:31 PM PST by Proud Conservative2 (War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things.)
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To: moonman

24 posted on 03/25/2006 4:20:51 PM PST by JRios1968 (A DUmmie troll's motto: "Non cogito, ergo zot")
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To: wingman1
Welcome

I had to take care of some family matters earlier and didn't have time to read and/or respond to the reply posts.

I find it hilarious that some of these FINOS (FReepers In Name Only) appear to be threatened or feel they are the object of some feminist joke. I'm glad my daughter never brought one of these woosie whiners home to meet dad.

25 posted on 03/25/2006 6:23:18 PM PST by moonman
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To: moonman
I'm glad my daughter never brought one of these woosie whiners home to meet dad.

Look at the statistics and the moaning about men who won't "commit." Believe me, the pleasure is theirs, not yours.

26 posted on 03/26/2006 4:45:11 AM PST by jammer
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There are precious few 'top' apples nowadays, and I'm a discriminating person who's cast his pearls before swine in the past hoping you can make a silk purse out of a sows ear (since we're dealing in metaphors, analogies and parables here).

Hence, I'm single.

27 posted on 03/26/2006 4:54:48 AM PST by DoctorMichael (The Fourth-Estate is a Fifth-Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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