Posted on 03/24/2006 5:12:52 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
Thanks, alien, for pointing out the lack of photoshopping skills that apparently Max did not want to admit!
Nice to see ya!
MM
Nice to be seen. How's your baby monster??
Hey I don't mind if folks eat 'em too...I'm not one of THOSE PITA in bread/bred's! Just leave the house pets out of pots and belly's that's all I'm sayin'...
Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women
PREGNANCY Q & A & more!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?!
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal! again?
A: When the kids are in college.
Tried it...Did't work for me...Oh well.
That is awesome.
yeah... what he said
Still nutin' thanks for trying...Must be my Pop up Blocker...It's fickle about what it shows sometimes.
I swear she's still getting bigger. LOL She's starting to resemble Shamu. But I did FINALLY find an apartment that will allow me to take her :o)
And how are your babies?
OH well. It's a dog in an apron contemplating rabbit stew.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
LOL
Now THAT'S great advice! :o)
MM
LOL!Thanks for solving the mystery...& for going to all that extra trouble to reply & repost & explain it for me.
That's what I did. But after a few months, my wife told me to get off my a$$ and help out around the house.
Jeez... pregnant women can be so moody
For dads, too!
We must think alike
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