Posted on 03/22/2006 9:25:19 AM PST by pissant
WHAT A CROCK!
I thought you'd be flying out to Santa Cruz on the next flight. ;o)
This sounds about right. I know when I was single all the single men were living...........................elsewhere. (OR they were hiding. Hhmmmmm......................)
What, is this the "50 best places to live for mousse-wearing metrosexuals" or something?
OK, I can see Hawaii, that's a no-brainer. And who among us hasn't thought it'd be cool to try living in Alaska for a while and be, I dunno, a rugged bush pilot or something? But Santa Cruz and Portland? Come ON.
Of course, maybe if they all move there, it'll keep them the hell out of the South and leave more Southern girls for us. And if any of these poofs want to come down here and try for one of our fine ladies, just remember this: Those ladies have daddies. And those daddies are just as good a shot as their daughters!
}:-)4
Hiding. You had a rep. ;o)
Well,
Now I know why I love living here so much :)
What's the best pickup line a guy uses in the South?
"Nice tooth".
ROFL.
You live in Gary?
Nope,
I live in girlie girl heaven :)
Good one! Any list of best places for men that includes Portland and Santa Cruz and leaves out Las Vegas has got to be using a very odd definition of the word "men". ;)
Amazonia?
The Estrogen Orchard of Dancing ZooTopia :)
It's always entertaining to see these lists. I'll take Billings MT over any of these.
My sister-in-law and brother-in-law live in Port Townsend, Wa. PT is beautiful but is arguably the most liberal community on the west coast, and that is saying alot. The missus says the town was more normal in the 70s and 80s. Now its just nuts.
Now that I believe!
That sounds just like Topeka, Kansas. ;o)
Knew a blond who went there looking for a Hungarian.
Best start runnin', son. I'm bringing my Tennessee-born, Georgia-bred wife into this, because, well, I'm too big a wussbag to fight my own fights.
Besides, the classic Southern pickup line's actually "Hey, wanna see mah new truck?" Don't laugh. It works. There's just somethin' women like about a pickup man.
}:-)4
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