What, is this the "50 best places to live for mousse-wearing metrosexuals" or something?
OK, I can see Hawaii, that's a no-brainer. And who among us hasn't thought it'd be cool to try living in Alaska for a while and be, I dunno, a rugged bush pilot or something? But Santa Cruz and Portland? Come ON.
Of course, maybe if they all move there, it'll keep them the hell out of the South and leave more Southern girls for us. And if any of these poofs want to come down here and try for one of our fine ladies, just remember this: Those ladies have daddies. And those daddies are just as good a shot as their daughters!
}:-)4
What's the best pickup line a guy uses in the South?
"Nice tooth".
ROFL.
Not really.
I have known what must be an idiot savant who made tons of money writing custom software in Australia 6 months each year.
She bought a house in Hawaii, spent oodles of money refurbishing it completely, then discovered that the bugs outnumbering humans 1,000,000 to 1 there was intolerable...
Sweet Jawjuh Peach, Tennessee ballroom gowns, Virginia debutantes, Florida beach gals, Lousianna country gal, Mississippi gals, Sweet Home Alabama girls, Texas cowgirls, Sweet Carolina-accent gals - yes indeed, the finest ladies in the land are in the South!