Best start runnin', son. I'm bringing my Tennessee-born, Georgia-bred wife into this, because, well, I'm too big a wussbag to fight my own fights.
Besides, the classic Southern pickup line's actually "Hey, wanna see mah new truck?" Don't laugh. It works. There's just somethin' women like about a pickup man.
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I just use the icebreaker..."can I get a pinch of Copenhagen from ya". ;o)
LOL! It's nice that you can always start a light conversation with a man by discussing his truck.
Somebody say Tennessee? Go get 'em Moose. I gotchur back.