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Need help getting back at Demo friend
3/21/06
| JMQ
Posted on 03/21/2006 9:38:04 AM PST by jmq
I need to get back at a friend who is unfortunatley a DemoRat. She sent me a picture jioke. I've run out of good picture jokes. ANY Help?
What she sent me= 
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bush; ratfriends
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posted on
03/21/2006 9:38:06 AM PST
by
jmq
To: jmq
Respond:
He only listens to people who talk to terrorists.
Stop talking to terrorists, and you'll be OK.
2
posted on
03/21/2006 9:39:51 AM PST
by
MeanWestTexan
(Many at FR would respond to Christ "Darn right, I'll cast the first stone!")
To: jmq
I think it's hilarious. It's a perfect example of how stupid the Dems are.
To: jmq
Try to get a good GWB voice imitation, and then cut in on her with "Oh, Lord. how boring" in GWB-like voice. Preferably in a phone conversation.
4
posted on
03/21/2006 9:40:45 AM PST
by
GSlob
To: jmq
She only needs to worry if she's talking to Al-Qaida!
5
posted on
03/21/2006 9:41:40 AM PST
by
Tony O
(hibobbi!)
To: jmq
Send this and tell her Its no joke what we are up against
6
posted on
03/21/2006 9:42:14 AM PST
by
al baby
(Father of the Beeber)
To: jmq
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posted on
03/21/2006 9:42:40 AM PST
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: jmq
Send her this -- she may find it to be a turn-on:
8
posted on
03/21/2006 9:42:56 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: jmq
Here: Fresh off the cam
9
posted on
03/21/2006 9:43:02 AM PST
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Mr. Franklin, what form of customes did you create in Tiajunna? A beeber, Madam, if you can stune it)
To: al baby
10
posted on
03/21/2006 9:43:17 AM PST
by
AngryJawa
({NRA}{IDPA})
To: jmq
11
posted on
03/21/2006 9:43:34 AM PST
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: jmq
The Democrats are listening. Use intelligent ideas.
12
posted on
03/21/2006 9:43:47 AM PST
by
generally
(Ask me about FReepers Folding@Home)
To: jmq
Tell her only listens in on Terrorists and if her and her code pink friends would just stop calling Al Zarqarwi they'd have nothing to fear.
13
posted on
03/21/2006 9:44:11 AM PST
by
TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
(Hey liberals, you be straight trippin. I get paid to get in your business.)
To: jmq
Tie several live rattle snakes together by their tails. Then tie the group of snakes into a tree in your friend's yard.
You should take great care in doing this, but I promise you won't get any more stupid emails from your friend.
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posted on
03/21/2006 9:44:19 AM PST
by
SittinYonder
(That's how I saw it, and see it still.)
To: jmq
She's just trying to get a rise out of you. If you really want to make her mad, just ignore her.
If she mentions it to you directly, chuckle at her as if she is a first-grader making a "booger" joke and say, "Yeah, that was funny" in your most condescending tone.
15
posted on
03/21/2006 9:44:43 AM PST
by
Thrusher
("...there is no peace without victory.")
To: jmq
Tell her we only listen to people who make sense. People who substitute cartoons with a catchy four-word or less slogan cannot be assumed to be critical of critical thought, and therefore, by definition, are incapable of making sense.
16
posted on
03/21/2006 9:45:13 AM PST
by
Wombat101
(Islam: Turning everything it touches to Shi'ite since 632 AD...)
To: jmq
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posted on
03/21/2006 9:45:14 AM PST
by
USNBandit
(sarcasm engaged at all times)
To: Wombat101
Excuse me, that was supposed to be "possesed of the ability to engage in critical thought..."
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posted on
03/21/2006 9:45:53 AM PST
by
Wombat101
(Islam: Turning everything it touches to Shi'ite since 632 AD...)
To: jmq
Bush is listening. Use Big Words. Ask your friend how many Supreme Court Justices have Kerry and Gore appointed?
To: al baby
Well said al Baby. That photo says it all.
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