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Why I Support President Bush and the ZOT!
Posted on 03/19/2006 6:29:28 AM PST by thousand dollar hamburger
I think he has a sincere desire to help everyone. he has even gone out of his way to embrace people like Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy. He does not hold grudges as shown by his willingness to bend over backwards to allow terrorist supporting nations to operate our ports. We need this type of benevolent leader.
Our President is not a cheapskate, as he has opened up our budget to give to anyone who might need anything.
Aliens from all nations are welcomed into our great country without having to deal with mundane bureaucratic State approval. Cutting government red tape -- that's the Bush way!
Yes, our Prseident even realizes that occupying as many countries around the world as possible is the best way to spread American ideals.
We are truly lucky to have this great man. I suggest that at 10:00 AM EST, we all stand up in unison and shout -- HOORAY FOR BUSH!!!
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To: TASMANIANRED
The hot dog man was also a Buddhist and when the man asked for his change he answered, "Change must come from with in."
5,261
posted on
04/24/2006 5:59:22 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Ditch the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I want my own space bar and grill (pink bow))
To: NicknamedBob
Very good.
I've been assigned the term professional "deadpan" and "smart ass".
I'm not sure how they cojoin.
5,262
posted on
04/24/2006 6:00:02 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
5,263
posted on
04/24/2006 6:00:40 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
To: TASMANIANRED
LOL and with that I have run out of puns.
Goodnight everybody!
5,264
posted on
04/24/2006 6:03:09 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Ditch the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I want my own space bar and grill (pink bow))
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
5,265
posted on
04/24/2006 6:03:45 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
To: stephenjohnbanker
I pass out small pamphlets to explain my jokes.I'd have to have large pamphlets with lots of pictures for my jokes.
5,266
posted on
04/24/2006 6:07:08 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I can resist anything but temptation.)
To: null and void
I like involuntary straight men. ;o]
5,267
posted on
04/24/2006 6:08:01 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I can resist anything but temptation.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
5,268
posted on
04/24/2006 6:09:08 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I can resist anything but temptation.)
To: Monkey Face
5,269
posted on
04/24/2006 6:10:14 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi 2006 | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0urs)
To: sionnsar
Hey, sion!
How are things? How is LOM? And when do you leave again?
5,270
posted on
04/24/2006 6:11:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I can resist anything but temptation.)
To: sionnsar
I'm sorry...FReepmail me with that. I have to go to bed.
*hugs* to both of you.
'Face
5,271
posted on
04/24/2006 6:15:57 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I can resist anything but temptation.)
To: Monkey Face
"I like involuntary straight men." Are they the type for whom Viagra or Cialis would be like coals to Newcastle?
Just asking. No particular reason.
5,272
posted on
04/24/2006 6:16:39 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now!...Farm Mars!)
To: Monkey Face
LOM is home and is doing well, but her rate of recovery has dropped.
For my part, I am tired. The effort of getting her home Saturday was considerable and tiring enough even without having to pack for a beginning trip very early Sunday morning. The trip out was long and exhausting, but even so I didn't sleep much last night. At least today's meetings were easy for me (Wednesday's my busy day), and I'm now back at the hotel and about to crash. I get home late Friday night -- with no more *planned* business trips until September.
How are you?
5,273
posted on
04/24/2006 6:19:41 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi 2006 | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0urs)
To: Monkey Face
Night, 'Face! I'm gone too...
5,274
posted on
04/24/2006 6:20:21 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi 2006 | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0urs)
To: NicknamedBob
Yeah? Go to a video store and ask for the sequel to "March of the Penguins" - "April of the Penguins"...
To: TASMANIANRED
Did you hear about the Buddist ordering at the hot dog stand? Make me one with everything.
Yes, then he gave the vendor a $20, and waited. And waited. And waited.
Finally he said he wanted change.
The vendor assured him that change comes from within...
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
To: Monkey Face
OoooooooooKAY!
To: null and void
I'm hoping they'll make a thriller, "Rocky meets Rambo."
5,279
posted on
04/24/2006 6:35:33 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now!...Farm Mars!)
To: NicknamedBob
*shrug* since Godzilla Vs Bambi has already been done...
5,280
posted on
04/24/2006 6:42:15 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Ohhh you cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! Melting! Oh what a world what a world)
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