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Why I Support President Bush and the ZOT!
Posted on 03/19/2006 6:29:28 AM PST by thousand dollar hamburger
I think he has a sincere desire to help everyone. he has even gone out of his way to embrace people like Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy. He does not hold grudges as shown by his willingness to bend over backwards to allow terrorist supporting nations to operate our ports. We need this type of benevolent leader.
Our President is not a cheapskate, as he has opened up our budget to give to anyone who might need anything.
Aliens from all nations are welcomed into our great country without having to deal with mundane bureaucratic State approval. Cutting government red tape -- that's the Bush way!
Yes, our Prseident even realizes that occupying as many countries around the world as possible is the best way to spread American ideals.
We are truly lucky to have this great man. I suggest that at 10:00 AM EST, we all stand up in unison and shout -- HOORAY FOR BUSH!!!
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To: Monkey Face
5,241
posted on
04/24/2006 5:07:34 PM PDT
by
null and void
(America: It's too late to work within the system, but it's too early to start shooting the bastards.)
To: null and void
Ummm...I was slightly preoccupied by the large chocolate lump on your table and the promise of more where that came from.
5,242
posted on
04/24/2006 5:11:08 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I can resist anything but temptation.)
To: Monkey Face
5,243
posted on
04/24/2006 5:13:45 PM PDT
by
null and void
(<-----All that and chocolate, too)
To: Monkey Face
5,244
posted on
04/24/2006 5:17:35 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now!...Farm Mars!)
To: NicknamedBob
5,245
posted on
04/24/2006 5:18:26 PM PDT
by
null and void
(<-----All that and chocolate, too)
To: null and void
5,246
posted on
04/24/2006 5:18:30 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I can resist anything but temptation.)
To: NicknamedBob
I had a little mouse when I lived in Vegas...he loved peanut butter. And he never did spring the trap. There were always teeth marks in the peanut better. And he was a sleek little guy, too...I don't miss him. But I DID learn from him...
5,247
posted on
04/24/2006 5:20:31 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I can resist anything but temptation.)
To: TASMANIANRED
Pun gone awry. So you could say it was a pun undone?
5,248
posted on
04/24/2006 5:23:12 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Ditch the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I want my own space bar and grill (pink bow))
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
You could.
Explaining a pun is like explaining a joke.
5,249
posted on
04/24/2006 5:29:10 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
To: TASMANIANRED
*shrug* Sometimes the explanation is funnier than the joke...
5,250
posted on
04/24/2006 5:30:50 PM PDT
by
null and void
(<-----All that and chocolate, too)
To: TASMANIANRED
I pass out small pamphlets to explain my jokes.
5,251
posted on
04/24/2006 5:34:33 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
((Immigration: Acting like dupes does not earn us their respect, but their CONTEMPT.))
To: null and void
It's like trying to dig your way out of a hole.
5,252
posted on
04/24/2006 5:34:55 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
To: TASMANIANRED
You must become one with the pun.
5,253
posted on
04/24/2006 5:38:00 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Ditch the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I want my own space bar and grill (pink bow))
To: stephenjohnbanker; TASMANIANRED; null and void
I give failing grades to anyone who doesn't get it.
5,254
posted on
04/24/2006 5:38:38 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now!...Farm Mars!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; TASMANIANRED
"You must become one with the pun." Wars have been fought over them.
Oh, wait! That was the Punic War. My bad.
5,255
posted on
04/24/2006 5:41:24 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now!...Farm Mars!)
To: NicknamedBob
I give failing grades to anyone who doesn't get it.I just draft them into being involuntary straight men...
5,256
posted on
04/24/2006 5:43:04 PM PDT
by
null and void
(<-----All that and chocolate, too)
To: stephenjohnbanker; Harmless Teddy Bear; TASMANIANRED; null and void
I got into a deep hole with a sales clerk at the book store.
I asked, deadpan, if they had the book, "Ventriloquism for Dummies" -- She didn't get it.
I explained that it was a joke. She offered to look on the computer for it.
That's when I realized I was in trouble.
5,257
posted on
04/24/2006 5:54:07 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now!...Farm Mars!)
To: stephenjohnbanker
5,258
posted on
04/24/2006 5:56:57 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
To: NicknamedBob
Say! This pointed hat you are having me wear is not for a medieval play at all is it?
5,259
posted on
04/24/2006 5:57:02 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Ditch the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I want my own space bar and grill (pink bow))
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Did you hear about the Buddist ordering at the hot dog stand?
Make me one with everything.
5,260
posted on
04/24/2006 5:57:44 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
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