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Why I Support President Bush and the ZOT!

Posted on 03/19/2006 6:29:28 AM PST by thousand dollar hamburger

I think he has a sincere desire to help everyone. he has even gone out of his way to embrace people like Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy. He does not hold grudges as shown by his willingness to bend over backwards to allow terrorist supporting nations to operate our ports. We need this type of benevolent leader.

Our President is not a cheapskate, as he has opened up our budget to give to anyone who might need anything.

Aliens from all nations are welcomed into our great country without having to deal with mundane bureaucratic State approval. Cutting government red tape -- that's the Bush way!

Yes, our Prseident even realizes that occupying as many countries around the world as possible is the best way to spread American ideals.

We are truly lucky to have this great man. I suggest that at 10:00 AM EST, we all stand up in unison and shout -- HOORAY FOR BUSH!!!


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To: NicknamedBob
But if we successfully cultivate cocoa then our motive for saving the earth will be gone.
4,081 posted on 04/20/2006 5:50:31 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Ditch the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I want my own space bar and grill)
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To: NicknamedBob; stephenjohnbanker; King Prout

LOLOL!

Thanks Bob!

I never would have figured it out!


4,082 posted on 04/20/2006 5:50:33 PM PDT by fanfan (FR is the best/biggest news gathering entity in the whole known history of the world. Thanks Jim.)
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To: HKMk23
Good one!

The older couple was at the ballet, and the woman leaned over to whisper to her husband.......

"Honey, I just let off a silent fart, what should I do?"


The husband replied "Get your hearing aid fixed."

4,083 posted on 04/20/2006 5:55:00 PM PDT by fanfan (FR is the best/biggest news gathering entity in the whole known history of the world. Thanks Jim.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"But if we successfully cultivate cocoa then our motive for saving the earth will be gone."

Our?

4,084 posted on 04/20/2006 5:56:47 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now!...Farm Mars!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
For a while.

:-)

4,085 posted on 04/20/2006 5:57:56 PM PDT by fanfan (FR is the best/biggest news gathering entity in the whole known history of the world. Thanks Jim.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Well mine at least. I have always worked under the assumption that the earth was the only planet with chocolate.


4,086 posted on 04/20/2006 6:01:45 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Ditch the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I want my own space bar and grill)
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To: fanfan
I can only be good for so long. :)

Well, good night all.

4,087 posted on 04/20/2006 6:13:29 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Ditch the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I want my own space bar and grill)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I'm only teasing. Earth has many wonderful things in addition to chocolate.

It has, for instance, girls.


4,088 posted on 04/20/2006 6:15:12 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now!...Farm Mars!)
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To: NicknamedBob


4,089 posted on 04/20/2006 6:16:34 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I'll weigh less on Mars!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Nite Bear.

Is that OK?

"Bear"?
or do you prefer HTB, or......?

Sweet dreams.


4,090 posted on 04/20/2006 6:21:08 PM PDT by fanfan (FR is the best/biggest news gathering entity in the whole known history of the world. Thanks Jim.)
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To: NicknamedBob

people see, but do not observe ;)


4,091 posted on 04/20/2006 6:40:29 PM PDT by King Prout (The UN 1967 Outer Space Treaty is bad for America and bad for humanity - DUMP IT.)
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To: HKMk23; Monkey Face; tuliptree76; All
27 percent Dixie! Most answers fell into the "Great Lakes" category.

I know--I don't get it either.
4,092 posted on 04/20/2006 6:42:02 PM PDT by Das Outsider (Are Marxist academics and apostate bishops trustworthy enough to tell you about the *real* Jesus?)
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To: King Prout

It's why we have humor.

It's a test.


4,093 posted on 04/20/2006 6:45:44 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now!...Farm Mars!)
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To: Das Outsider

Most answers fell into the Great Lakes...

Feeling superior?
How Erie.

Perhaps you're all wet?
_____

I'm around the office late -- again.

Streaming my trance LauchCast on Yahoo! and babysitting another workstation as it installs XP Pro SP2.


4,094 posted on 04/20/2006 7:02:07 PM PDT by HKMk23 (We keep you alive to serve this ship. Row well, and live.)
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To: HKMk23
Perhaps you're all wet?

Could be the Viking.


4,095 posted on 04/20/2006 7:03:59 PM PDT by Das Outsider (Are Marxist academics and apostate bishops trustworthy enough to tell you who the "real" Jesus is?)
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To: HKMk23

In fact, I may use the Viking as an avatar whilst speaking in a Great Lakes dialect. Hmm.


4,096 posted on 04/20/2006 7:05:37 PM PDT by Das Outsider (Are Marxist academics and apostate bishops trustworthy enough to tell you who the "real" Jesus is?)
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To: HKMk23

Cute test. Totally missed on the "blood" but pretty accurate on the terminology.


4,097 posted on 04/20/2006 7:15:34 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi 2006 | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0urs)
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To: HKMk23
I have a knack for picking up on accents when I converse with people. If I talk with an Aussie for five minutes, I can walk away and fool the next guy into thinking that I'm an Aussie, too. It's just something I can do, and, in fact, it's so automatic that I often don't notice that I'm doing it. My wife will tell me, "Stop that; they're gonna think you're mocking them and be offended." I ask, "Huh? Stop what?"

My wife does that too. She stunned one of her nurses a couple days ago by pronouncing the nurse's (Indian) name perfectly. The nurse had not heard an American who could do it, but my wife rolled the R perfectly. The nurse made some comment, and my wife suddenly put on a broad Scots accent, with the Rs rolled just that way, and the nurse cracked up.

4,098 posted on 04/20/2006 7:19:50 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi 2006 | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0urs)
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To: fanfan

Bikinis and I don't mix... it's not a pretty picture. LOL!

I'm doing okay. Keeping busy with work and school.

How are you?


4,099 posted on 04/20/2006 7:30:27 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: sionnsar; HKMk23

Not sure what number it is, but it's definitely in the book...

"Surviving the Hospital: Rulea and Regulations"

Rule: Entertain the nurses and make them like you.
Rule: Before surgeery, mark the area to be operated on. If it's your foot, mark "This one!"
Rule: If you have a caffeine addiction, prepare to suffer.


4,100 posted on 04/20/2006 7:32:09 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now!...Farm Mars!)
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