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Posted on 03/17/2006 3:29:10 PM PST by DollyCali
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I'm off on the sidelines. I think they didn't get me in the picture. ;-)
Sunny here, but we barely reached 35. For some reason, in March in Ohio, if the weather is sunny, it's almost always cold, and when it is warm, it's at least cloudy and usually raining, too. Towards the end of March we might actually get a day that's simultaneously warm and sunny.
Feel free to post more pics...
;-)
Wow, you're lucky. I hate all those stupid pictures.
My computer decided to log me off AOL again....
more silly jokes.....
Church Bulletin Bloopers: Thank goodness for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Don't let worry kill you off......let the Church help.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping. She has requested tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church and so ends a friendship that began in their school days.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast-off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
LOL!
I'm doing well. Started working on a thermo assignment this afternoon. Came into my office to finish it on Excel, my internet connection was down so I thought I'd be able to finish it. Now, its up and running & I'm on FR so.....
I've been to Ohio many times and I really feel bad for you guys.
Well, I have a full rear end. LOL!
And those pictures may be eye candy for you, but not for me...
Tugging at my collar to let the steam out...
You have a most beautiful and very clever homepage.
Where did you learn to do that?
That would be a GOOD thing!
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
Lol. Glad you can contribute to global warming. It's been in the mid 60s to low 70s here. Nowhere close to snowing.
Eh, it's not so bad.
I've been to the UP of Michigan...makes Ohio look like Maui!
I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there!
She didn't do it. She's just so lovely that the aura of her loveliness made the home page appear out of thin air when she first logged onto FR. Some are still baffled by it.
OK P, go take a cold shower and get back to us...
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