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I thought they broke up a few weeks ago.
1 posted on 03/16/2006 2:28:00 PM PST by Cecily
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To: Cecily

Did alien fighter saucers fly overhead? Isaac Hayes did the singing?


2 posted on 03/16/2006 2:29:04 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (None genuine without my signature)
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To: Cecily

(insert Twilight Zone theme here)


3 posted on 03/16/2006 2:30:29 PM PST by madison10
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To: Cecily
I thought they broke up a few weeks ago. — a Scientology symbol for the journey to total freedom.

*Snicker*

4 posted on 03/16/2006 2:30:32 PM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: Cecily
So, was this ship run by the infamous "Sea Division"? Are they still searching the Mediterranean Sea and sneaking into archaeological sites looking for gold that L. Ron left himself in previous lives as some have claimed they used to do?
5 posted on 03/16/2006 2:30:46 PM PST by Question_Assumptions
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To: Cecily

They're on a cruise bound for hell. It's a pity they're celebrating it.


6 posted on 03/16/2006 2:31:12 PM PST by kittymyrib
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To: Cecily
Katie wore a flowing white dress and Tom was in a black suit ...

He thought he was going to the funeral part of "Four Weddings and a Funeral". I guess having a kid on the way doesn't have anything to do with love anymore in the world.

7 posted on 03/16/2006 2:33:25 PM PST by Clock King ("How will it end?" - Emperor; "In Fire." - Kosh)
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To: Cecily
Will her multi-millions to come be worth it?

After a few years they will break up -- the age difference will be cited as finally coming in to play.

She'll begin to get the most major roles in Hollywood and the highest salaries. And an Oscar to boot.

Worked well for Kidman.

8 posted on 03/16/2006 2:35:10 PM PST by tallhappy (Juntos Podemos!)
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To: Cecily
“The couple then walked across a tiny bridge — a Scientology symbol for the journey to total freedom.”

Wouldn't you think instead of walking across a tiny bridge, they would've jumped a couch?

11 posted on 03/16/2006 2:38:40 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (A Moose Once Bit my Sister. Yeah. She Turned Moose-lim.)
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


13 posted on 03/16/2006 2:46:22 PM PST by windcliff
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To: Cecily
Tom Cruise is nuts.


14 posted on 03/16/2006 2:47:12 PM PST by FormerACLUmember (No program, no ideas, no clue: The democrats!)
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To: Cecily
The couple exchanged rings emblazoned with triangular Scientology symbols as fellow cult members John Travolta and Kirstie Alley looked on.

Fellow cult members. Classic.

17 posted on 03/16/2006 2:50:27 PM PST by satchmodog9 (Most people stand on the tracks and never even hear the train coming)
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To: Cecily

It was a wedding ceremony but they aren't married. Am I the only one who is tilting my head with that confused puppy look? So, they couldn't get a license or what? Just too wired. Nicole Kidman and Penelope Kruz were just too mature for him. They got past the great smile and saw the control freak side of him. Kate will mature soon enough and Tom will be looking for another nieve child.


18 posted on 03/16/2006 2:50:47 PM PST by Integrityrocks
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To: Cecily
This is a funny site.
19 posted on 03/16/2006 3:05:02 PM PST by isthisnickcool (Jack Bauer: "By the time I'm finished with you you're going to wish you felt this good again".)
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To the miscellaneous ping list :)


20 posted on 03/16/2006 4:11:34 PM PST by EveningStar
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They should have exchanged turkey basters.


27 posted on 03/16/2006 4:26:24 PM PST by PJ-Comix ((Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Cecily

30 posted on 03/16/2006 4:59:06 PM PST by JRios1968 (A DUmmie troll's motto: "Non cogito, ergo zot")
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To: Cecily
Katie wore a "flowing white dress?"

That pregnant and WHITE? That's right Katie--stick it to your parents even more.

What's this creepo doing? Trying to kill her mom and dad by a thousand alien cuts?

She is now just a creepy, self-centered, self-absorbed, insensitive, parents-dishonoring creep.

Just like her "man," Top Creep.

They deserve each other. Keep on sailin'...away.

31 posted on 03/16/2006 5:04:25 PM PST by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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To: Cecily
Katie wore a "flowing white dress?"

That pregnant and WHITE? That's right Katie--stick it to your parents even more.

What's this creepo doing? Trying to kill her mom and dad by a thousand alien cuts?

She is now just a creepy, self-centered, self-absorbed, insensitive, parents-dishonoring creep.

Just like her "man," Top Creep.

They deserve each other. Keep on sailin'...away.

32 posted on 03/16/2006 5:04:25 PM PST by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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To: Cecily

Give me a break! I'll just bet her dress was flowing - "billowing" more than likely. I wish them luck for the sake of the wee one, but pray for their souls.


34 posted on 03/16/2006 5:23:02 PM PST by Paperdoll (On the cutting edge)
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To: Cecily

Hope it was a "Cruise" ship, so ALL THESE guys could come along....

41 posted on 03/16/2006 6:07:15 PM PST by austinmark ("May the Flea's of a Thousand Camels Nest in ALLAH's Pubic Hair" !!!)
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