Posted on 03/10/2006 5:41:48 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
LET'S ALL JUMP FOR JOY IT'S FRIDAY!
He's one of my favorite cats.
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.The way I heard it, it's called "golf" because "s***!" was already taken.
-Eric
Closing on the new house, painting and starting moving. BBIAB.
Thanks babe!
If these are real, can you say Tort Reform?
Boy, you're just picking on me hard core today, aren't you!
There ya go. As suspected.
LOL...just an email I received.
You love the abuse!
| This Is My Life, Rated | |
| Life: |  7.4 |
| Mind: |  6.3 |
| Body: | 6.1 |
| Spirit: | 6.4 |
| Friends/Family: | 7.4 |
| Love: |  7.3 |
| Finance: | 7.3 |
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Thanks sweetie!
I'll be better....
| This Is My Life, Rated | |
| Life: | 7.1 |
| Mind: | 6.3 |
| Body: | 7 |
| Spirit: | 7.2 |
| Friends/Family: | 7.7 |
| Love: | 7.3 |
| Finance: | 7.6 |
| Take the Rate My Life Quiz | |
Yes, abuse me baby! ;-)
Mine wasn't bad...but my "love" score was pretty embarrassingly low...so I didn't post it!
| This Is My Life, Rated | |
| Life: | 7.2 |
| Mind: | 7.6 |
| Body: | 7.6 |
| Spirit: |  8.8 |
| Friends/Family: |  5.5 |
| Love: |  3.6 |
| Finance: | 8.8 |
| Take the Rate My Life Quiz | |
| This Is My Life, Rated | |
| Life: | 5.5 |
| Mind: | 6.3 |
| Body: | 6.7 |
| Spirit: | 7.9 |
| Friends/Family: |  4.6 |
| Love: |  2.1 |
| Finance: | 5.3 |
| Take the Rate My Life Quiz | |
A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and when she agreed, he asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline...and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if she used it, the answer was "yes". Asked how she used it, she said "to assist sexual intercourse." The interviewer was amazed. He said, "I always ask that question because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge; but I know that most use it for sexual intercourse. Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?" "Yes, we put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."
| This Is My Life, Rated | |
| Life: | 6.6 |
| Mind: | 6.2 |
| Body: | 9.3 |
| Spirit: | 4 |
| Friends/Family: | 6.3 |
| Love: |  9.8 |
| Finance: | 6.2 |
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