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The ***OFFICIAL*** Friday/Saturday Night Singles' Thread (March 3rd and 4th)
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| March 3, 2006
| scott7278
Posted on 03/03/2006 4:50:37 PM PST by scott7278
Welcome to the OFFICIAL Friday/Saturday Night Singles' Thread
Tonight, We're Going to Celebrate...
INFOMERCIALS!
The Good, the Bad, and the Badly Good
Come on, admit it...you've watched them!
In store for tonight:
1) What/who is your favorite infomercial or infomercial host?
2) What/who is your least favorite imfomercial or infomercial host?
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This is a thread for singles, not a thread about the misery of singleness --
no moping allowed! :-)
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: singles; singlesthread
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To: scott7278
I can't believe no one has mentioned the king of the infomercial.... Ron Popele! Is he still alive?AWB
To: pcottraux
Hey Phil. I see you hiding in the corner there!
To: Maximus_Ridiculousness
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:48:34 PM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: ozarkgirl
I believe it is the right thing to do -- Fred Phelps and his family (not affilliated with any Baptist organization) are attempting to disturb the peace by their actions while holding their targets hostage by the threat of civil lawsuits if they are somehow denied their "right" to protest.
The First Amendment does not recognize absolute freedom to do what we want, whenever we want, and it certainly does not recognize the right to be heard.
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:52:26 PM PST
by
scott7278
(Livin' the life some consider a myth,)
To: scott7278
LOL.
Can't forget that guy!
:-)
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:54:47 PM PST
by
Do not dub me shapka broham
("The moment that someone wants to forbid caricatures, that is the moment we publish them.")
To: pcottraux
TAG!!! You're it!!!
(runs away)
To: scott7278
You can do it!!!
hey thats my favorite infomercial...had to go buy one sits its right behind my computer chair...its either get on it after freeping or trip over it
To: Americanwolfsbrother
He's still going strong -- remember the Weird Al Yankovic song "Mr. Popeil"
I need a Vegematic!
I need a Pocket Fisherman!
I need a handy appliance
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!
(Operators are standing by.
How does that make you feel?)
Help me.
Mr. Popeil!
I wanna shine some pennies!
I wanna mend some leather!
I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder!
(Please, no C.O.D.'s.
Don't miss out on this deal.)
Ah, help me.
Mr. Popeil!
Help me.
Mr. Popeil!
Mr. Popeil!
Mr. Popeil!
(Wo-o, wo-o. Ohhhhhh.)
It slices. It dices.
Look at that tomato!
You could even cut a tin can with it,
But you wouldn't want to!
Mr. Popeil, I'm in trouble.
Need your assistance on the double.
Oh no! Now how am I gonna make
My old vinyl car top look like new?
Mr. Popeil!
Tell me, what am I s'posed to do?
Mr. Popeil!
Mr. Popeil!
(Now how much would you pay?)
But wait, there's more!
It's not sold in any store!
(Now how much would you pay?)
Don't answer yet,
Just look what else you get!
(Now how much would you pay?)
If you order today,
You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray!
(Now how much would you pay?)
Now how much would you pay?
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.
Make me buy a Garden Weasel!
Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer!
Make me take advantage
Of this amazing TV offer!
(Call our toll-free number,
We'll make you such a deal.)
Aw, help me!
Mr. Popeil. I want it!
(Mr. Popeil.) Well, I need it!
(Mr. Popeil.) I got to got to got to have it!
Mr. Popeil!
Mr. Popeil!
Hey!
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:56:12 PM PST
by
scott7278
(Livin' the life some consider a myth,)
To: Maximus_Ridiculousness
We're working towards moving and buying a house in or near Minden (NV) when the hub retires from the army. We like the weather here. But not the people or the politics. We're a definite minority where we live. Good choice! I think I could live in Nevada. Ever thought of early retirement? Just kidding!! Smarter to wait and plan for a good place. It will probably make you appreciate more where you decide to retire. I need to google Minden, I'm not familiar with that. Is there some reason you chose Minden?
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posted on
03/03/2006 5:59:09 PM PST
by
ozarkgirl
(http://www.constitutionparty.com/party_platform.php)
To: Americanwolfsbrother
I was waiting, I can't believe you are the first...
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:00:52 PM PST
by
ozarkgirl
(http://www.constitutionparty.com/party_platform.php)
To: scott7278; georgiagirl3814
51
posted on
03/03/2006 6:01:00 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(I'm Louise)
To: Maximus_Ridiculousness
What do you think of Schwarzenegger?
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:01:49 PM PST
by
ozarkgirl
(http://www.constitutionparty.com/party_platform.php)
To: scott7278
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:03:33 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: ozarkgirl
Parents moved there. It's right near Carson City, the capitol. Minden is on the east side of Heavenly Valley near Lake Tahoe, down in the valley. Not too far down though, it's about 5000 ft. above sea level.
To: scott7278
Ah yes, the "free" money guy. Promoting Socialism since 1984.
I can't stand Matthew Lesko!
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:04:50 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: ozarkgirl
Ahnold? He's OK. I like his stance on the death penalty.
To: RockinRight
To: Maximus_Ridiculousness
How are you this evening?
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:07:02 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: RockinRight; georgiagirl3814
RockinRight, let me introduce you to georgia3814.
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:09:15 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(I'm Louise)
To: RockinRight
You know the government's bloated when people sell ways to get "free" money.
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posted on
03/03/2006 6:09:31 PM PST
by
scott7278
(Livin' the life some consider a myth,)
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