Posted on 03/03/2006 4:50:37 PM PST by scott7278
I can't believe no one has mentioned the king of the infomercial.... Ron Popele! Is he still alive?AWB
Hey Phil. I see you hiding in the corner there!
Ack! My cover's blown!
I believe it is the right thing to do -- Fred Phelps and his family (not affilliated with any Baptist organization) are attempting to disturb the peace by their actions while holding their targets hostage by the threat of civil lawsuits if they are somehow denied their "right" to protest.
The First Amendment does not recognize absolute freedom to do what we want, whenever we want, and it certainly does not recognize the right to be heard.
Can't forget that guy!
:-)
(runs away)
He's still going strong -- remember the Weird Al Yankovic song "Mr. Popeil"
I need a Vegematic!
I need a Pocket Fisherman!
I need a handy appliance
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!
(Operators are standing by.
How does that make you feel?)
Help me.
Mr. Popeil!
I wanna shine some pennies!
I wanna mend some leather!
I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder!
(Please, no C.O.D.'s.
Don't miss out on this deal.)
Ah, help me.
Mr. Popeil!
Help me.
Mr. Popeil!
Mr. Popeil!
Mr. Popeil!
(Wo-o, wo-o. Ohhhhhh.)
It slices. It dices.
Look at that tomato!
You could even cut a tin can with it,
But you wouldn't want to!
Mr. Popeil, I'm in trouble.
Need your assistance on the double.
Oh no! Now how am I gonna make
My old vinyl car top look like new?
Mr. Popeil!
Tell me, what am I s'posed to do?
Mr. Popeil!
Mr. Popeil!
(Now how much would you pay?)
But wait, there's more!
It's not sold in any store!
(Now how much would you pay?)
Don't answer yet,
Just look what else you get!
(Now how much would you pay?)
If you order today,
You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray!
(Now how much would you pay?)
Now how much would you pay?
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.
Make me buy a Garden Weasel!
Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer!
Make me take advantage
Of this amazing TV offer!
(Call our toll-free number,
We'll make you such a deal.)
Aw, help me!
Mr. Popeil. I want it!
(Mr. Popeil.) Well, I need it!
(Mr. Popeil.) I got to got to got to have it!
Mr. Popeil!
Mr. Popeil!
Hey!
Good choice! I think I could live in Nevada. Ever thought of early retirement? Just kidding!! Smarter to wait and plan for a good place. It will probably make you appreciate more where you decide to retire. I need to google Minden, I'm not familiar with that. Is there some reason you chose Minden?
I was waiting, I can't believe you are the first...
Hey,, over here
What do you think of Schwarzenegger?
Hey everyone!
Parents moved there. It's right near Carson City, the capitol. Minden is on the east side of Heavenly Valley near Lake Tahoe, down in the valley. Not too far down though, it's about 5000 ft. above sea level.
Ah yes, the "free" money guy. Promoting Socialism since 1984.
I can't stand Matthew Lesko!
Ahnold? He's OK. I like his stance on the death penalty.
HOWDY!!!!!!
How are you this evening?
RockinRight, let me introduce you to georgia3814.
You know the government's bloated when people sell ways to get "free" money.
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