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Spring break tips
Greg

Posted on 03/03/2006 9:22:46 AM PST by angrymullet

Hi, My name is Greg and I am 19 years old. Just signed up for so information. I think of myself as a concervative.

I am a freshmen in College up here in Mass. and whoud lilke some advice on my spring break trip. This is going to be my frist time going to a place where bad things can happen and as a young conservative I need help so I dont fall into temptations when I go down to Daytona.

I understand that a lot of drinking goes on down and there and like a good conservative I have only had 3 wine coolers in my life (at different times) Like President Bush I don't think drinking is good but I hope I can stay away from the booze when I go down their.

Also I don't want to find myself in a postion that will cause me to do things that I will regret like hooking up with some girl or something. Waking up next to some bimbo who voted for Kerry is not my cup of tea if you know what I mean. I want to wait until I am marryed.

I know their are a lot of smart guys on this site who have been is these situtations with broads and booze all around and I just want some tips on how to keep it real and remain true to my consrevativc roots making my parents proud along with President Bush.

I am also am planning on taliking to some of the people that I met on the beach about joining the republican party so that we can increase our voter rolls and when big in 2006 and 2008. I don't want Hillary becoming president. Thanks in advace for the addvice.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: jimmyclyde; jimmyjunk; jimmyzot; needsmorekeywords; retreadtroll; springbreak; weird; zot
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To: angrymullet
You sound like someone who doesn't get laid much.

Stick around, you'll find tips for that here, if you're clever enough.

181 posted on 03/03/2006 9:03:23 PM PST by RushCrush (Indiscriminately posting ad-hominem attacks since 7/2004)
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To: Old Sarge

ROTFL!


182 posted on 03/03/2006 9:06:30 PM PST by Borax Queen
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To: angrymullet
That is the single worst troll of all time.

Everyone knows that conservatives are literate. They only write badly for their liberal professors. It wouldn't be polite to embarrass your Women's Studies professor by correcting her grammar.

When we communicate with each other, we don't need to misuse their, there and they're or misspell simple words.

Only an ignorant liberal troll DUmmie wouldn't know that.

Duh.
183 posted on 03/03/2006 9:08:47 PM PST by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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To: angrymullet

184 posted on 03/03/2006 9:49:56 PM PST by SlowBoat407 (The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
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To: angrymullet; Old Sarge

listen, dumb-bunny, the only thing wrong with consuming alcohol is what permanent retardation it can cause in the brain of unborn if the mother is immoderate.

objective case in point: you


185 posted on 03/03/2006 10:24:25 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

I don't care who y'are, that's funny!


186 posted on 03/03/2006 10:39:46 PM PST by Old Sarge (Fobbit = REMF ... how do you like me now?)
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To: Old Sarge

it seemed a legitimate salient for some light artillery, no?


187 posted on 03/03/2006 11:09:38 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: angrymullet
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188 posted on 03/04/2006 5:47:57 AM PST by Shaun_MD (Duty is ours. The consequences are God's.)
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To: angrymullet
Here's a tip: Stay in Massachusetts and study grammar and spelling.

Oh, and keep your dong in your pants. I'm not sure we want you breeding.

189 posted on 03/04/2006 7:23:49 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (GOP Blend Coffee--"Coffee for Conservative Taste!" Go to www.gopetc.com)
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To: Darksheare; Borax Queen
Holy moly, is this thread still going?

Did he ever try my game suggestion?

190 posted on 03/04/2006 7:46:02 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark; Darksheare

Refresh my memory, please - what game?


191 posted on 03/04/2006 8:10:29 AM PST by Borax Queen
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To: Shaun_MD

Ok, this has just become my favorite pic/gif of all time!

192 posted on 03/04/2006 8:13:51 AM PST by JRios1968 (A DUmmie troll's motto: "Non cogito, ergo zot")
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To: Borax Queen
Oh....Darks and I suggested a game for the concervative young man going on spring break. Something about using the bottles of his 3 wine coolers to make himself a blood brother, and then washing himself off beyond the breakers for multiple hours whilst splashing on the surface.

It's darks fault!

193 posted on 03/04/2006 8:15:08 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


194 posted on 03/04/2006 8:16:27 AM PST by Borax Queen
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To: JRios1968

My favorite too ;) Perfect for the occasional troll that decides to show up!


195 posted on 03/04/2006 8:22:23 AM PST by Shaun_MD (Duty is ours. The consequences are God's.)
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To: Borax Queen
Well, yes........

He gets to loll in the surf for several hours, (if the tiburons let him play that long) having had all those naughty concervatif wine coolers. After which his high IQ will win him the highly sought after Darwin award.

196 posted on 03/04/2006 8:26:12 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: angrymullet

why not jump in a lake instead


197 posted on 03/04/2006 10:57:11 AM PST by vigilante2 (Thank you for your service Veterans)
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To: angrymullet
Here's a tip for you: wear speedos. Chicks dig that.
198 posted on 03/04/2006 2:48:32 PM PST by jennyjenny
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To: dirtboy
Too bad you weren't nearly as careful when you started huffing paint.

Guffawing here!!!!! Too funny...

199 posted on 03/04/2006 2:50:53 PM PST by demkicker (democrats and terrorists are familiar bedfellows)
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To: King Prout

R O T F L M A O


200 posted on 03/04/2006 3:25:48 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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