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Red heart shapes were inspired by women’s beautiful buttocks
FunReports.com ^ | 2/24/2006 | Staff

Posted on 02/27/2006 5:38:43 AM PST by Red Badger

It turns out that the worldwide known heart-shape, the symbol of love, doesn’t have to do anything with its anatomic original. An American psychologist says it wasn’t the human heart but the women’s buttocks that were used as its prototype. heart shape looks like woman's bum

Galdino Pranzarone, a psychologist from the Roanoke College in Salem , Virginia , says that the red chubby heart, the symbol of love, was inspired by women’s body shape . He suggests that it was the beauty of women’s buttocks that inspired our predecessors to use this part of the body as a symbol that later on became the symbol of love.

"We can hardly say that the two halves of the red heart shape correspond to the two lobes of the ear or two ventricles of the heart put together”, - says the scientist. Pranzarone also said that the real human heart could never be that scarlet. He adds the heart doesn’t have a hollow on top and a bevel from top to bottom. Yet woman's buttocks have this very contour.

During his research, professor Prazarone has scrupulously analyzed volumes of literary and mythological sources and found the supporting evidence for his hypothesis. The psychologist reminds that even ancient Greeks glorified the beauty of women’s body, especially of the reverse side of it, so to speak. For example, Aphrodite was considered the goddess of beauty inspiring everybody mostly by the shape of her buttocks. The Greeks even constructed a temple called “ Aphrodite Kallipygos” that can be translated as “Goddess with Beautiful Buttocks”.


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Chit/Chat; History; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: babygotback; beautifulbuttocks; duh; gluteusmaximus; junkinthetrunk; sirmixalot
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1 posted on 02/27/2006 5:38:46 AM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

No Kidding. Cleavage is another one that has more to do with this heart shape thingy


2 posted on 02/27/2006 5:43:11 AM PST by wildcatf4f3 (Islam Schmislam blahblahblah, enough already!)
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To: Red Badger
This ought to be interesting...


3 posted on 02/27/2006 5:43:44 AM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: darkwing104

At least it's not camel toes.........


4 posted on 02/27/2006 5:45:00 AM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
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To: Red Badger
Sounds reasonable. One of the alternate Greek names for Aphrodite is "Callipygia", which means "beautiful buttocks."
5 posted on 02/27/2006 6:02:07 AM PST by Grut
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To: Red Badger; Constitution Day
De clunibus magnis amandis oratio
6 posted on 02/27/2006 6:54:18 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Red Badger

I'm here on this thread entirely interested in the article only of course.


7 posted on 02/27/2006 6:56:01 AM PST by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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To: Red Badger

Figures that a psychologist would think of this. I've also seen it claimed that the pubic region is the real origin of the heart shape.


8 posted on 02/27/2006 6:58:28 AM PST by SunkenCiv (My Sunday Feeling is that Nothing is easy. Goes for the rest of the week too.)
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To: wallcrawlr

Yeah, okay, sure you are............You were hoping for pictures weren't you?.........


9 posted on 02/27/2006 6:59:15 AM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
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To: Red Badger

Proof that we didn't evolve from baboons....

10 posted on 02/27/2006 7:00:41 AM PST by r9etb
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To: Red Badger

Makes sense...although, I now have the world's biggest heart!


11 posted on 02/27/2006 7:10:26 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (pcottraux says I'm special!)
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To: Red Badger

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture


12 posted on 02/27/2006 7:27:26 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: Red Badger

I knew we'd get to the bottom of this eventually.


13 posted on 02/27/2006 8:29:46 AM PST by Cyclopean Squid (History is a work in progress)
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To: Cyclopean Squid

Butt now we have our hands full..........


14 posted on 02/27/2006 8:33:11 AM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
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To: Red Badger
But they must have been looking at it upside down.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
15 posted on 02/27/2006 8:34:35 AM PST by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Red Badger

There's an idea I can get behind...


16 posted on 02/27/2006 8:35:51 AM PST by Cyclopean Squid (History is a work in progress)
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To: RockinRight
Or the more up to date version from the Black Eyed Peas:

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?

...

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain't askin,
They say they love my *** in,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.
 

The rest is probably more than I want to post on a family website

17 posted on 02/27/2006 8:42:34 AM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: RockinRight; Constitution Day

"I like big butts and I can not lie "

I almost choked when my kid said that yesterday! I just could not stop laughing for a while.


18 posted on 02/27/2006 8:59:14 AM PST by Toby06 (Hindsight alone is not wisdom, and second-guessing is not a strategy)
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To: Red Badger

Does not remind me of a heart but I'll give it another look.

19 posted on 02/27/2006 9:09:34 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: r9etb
if you flip that over and put glasses on it...

it look more like Al 'Bafoon' Frankin

20 posted on 02/27/2006 9:43:02 AM PST by sure_fine (*not one to over kill the thought process*)
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