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Posted on 02/24/2006 9:54:35 AM PST by screaminghurl

hi, a frined told me aboutthis sight. he sad i woud like this sight becuz of cat photos. i like cats alot. there r not 2 manny goud sights wim cat photos i can find.

well, wear our the cat photos?

ive ben here all morning louking 4 cat photos. decided 2 sine up 2 see if my luck wouud change. will my luck chnage?

neway i just c lots of talk abot busch. i am big ted kennedy fan. maybe i wont fit in, excpet 4 liking cats?

can some1 link 2 some photos are or post some cat photos. i reallie wont to make this werhthwhiile.

thanx.


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To: sionnsar

Hi!


4,001 posted on 03/22/2006 9:44:09 AM PST by A knight without armor
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To: Tax-chick

Dang it.


4,002 posted on 03/22/2006 9:45:08 AM PST by A knight without armor
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To: sionnsar

Disgusted. Waiting for my insurance rates to go up because I had to make two visits to the breast center. What a waste. My lab and other tests have been so "normal" for so many years, that I only go see the doctor to make sure I'm still alive. *snort*

I'll check out PhotoBucket in a while. I hope I can transfer all my photos....?


4,003 posted on 03/22/2006 9:45:09 AM PST by Monkey Face (A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn no other way. Mark Twain.)
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To: A knight without armor

Consider it danged!


4,004 posted on 03/22/2006 9:48:24 AM PST by Tax-chick (If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.)
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To: sionnsar; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; calrighty; Capn TrVth; clamper1797; Darkchylde; ...
OK, everybody: Reality Check!

1. Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

2. I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is ?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

3. A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy." <4>4. I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."

5. Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

6. A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency!

Life is tough...
And it's tougher if you're stupid.

4,005 posted on 03/22/2006 9:51:13 AM PST by Monkey Face (A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn no other way. Mark Twain.)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL!


4,006 posted on 03/22/2006 9:59:05 AM PST by Tax-chick (If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.)
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LOL


4,007 posted on 03/22/2006 10:02:27 AM PST by navynucmom (Mason (to Michelle about Jack): So what do you want me say, the guy is a little crazy)
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To: Monkey Face

I'd laugh... if I hadn't seen enough of that.


4,008 posted on 03/22/2006 10:04:19 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Libs: Celebrate MY diversity! | Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: Tax-chick; Alice au Wonderland
Drive by editing ...

"Good luck with the students. Mine are rebelling revolting!

There! Fixed it!

4,009 posted on 03/22/2006 10:05:33 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If you die in your sleep, do you wake up refreshed in the Afterlife?)
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To: Monkey Face

I knew a teacher of remedial math who would run across students who didn't know which side of the period the fractions went on and which side the whole numbers.

That gets scary when handling money....


4,010 posted on 03/22/2006 10:06:18 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: sionnsar

I've seen it, too...which is why it's funny. I just don't have the patience to bite my tongue in most cases. ;o]


4,011 posted on 03/22/2006 10:06:56 AM PST by Monkey Face (A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn no other way. Mark Twain.)
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To: NicknamedBob

They're actually fairly clean today ...

I just had to take the hem out of Bill's Boy Scout uniform pants. I noticed while we were waiting at the Senator's office that they were way too short. He seems to have grown at last 4" since last September!


4,012 posted on 03/22/2006 10:07:28 AM PST by Tax-chick (If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

Most kids who work behind a cash register today don't have to really count...the register tells them what bills and coins to give back.

I went nuts at McDonald's in TX. I'd go in and order a double cheeseburger to go. "Do you want that on the meal? Is that for here, or to go? Anything to drink?"

One day, I just said, "Pay attention, because I'm only going to say this once: I. Want. A. Double. Cheeseburger. To. Go."


4,013 posted on 03/22/2006 10:11:44 AM PST by Monkey Face (A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn no other way. Mark Twain.)
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To: Tax-chick

Once he's grown another foot, it will be difficult to make the pants fit him.

Gotta go!


4,014 posted on 03/22/2006 10:12:40 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If you die in your sleep, do you wake up refreshed in the Afterlife?)
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To: NicknamedBob

See you! I'll have to get him new pants next fall; adding length to the bottom wouldn't look good!


4,015 posted on 03/22/2006 10:14:10 AM PST by Tax-chick (If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.)
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To: Monkey Face

They are taught to ask things like "Would you like fries with that?" or ask about a drink. It boosts sales.

What gets me mad is if you don't want the drink, sometimes they will charge you ala carte instead of meal deal.


4,016 posted on 03/22/2006 10:17:01 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Monkey Face

good ones.. shared with my email list! thanks!


4,017 posted on 03/22/2006 10:25:32 AM PST by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
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To: Monkey Face
I'm stuck and I can't stop watching...

Penn and Teller are GODS!!!!

4,018 posted on 03/22/2006 10:27:46 AM PST by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Monkey Face
LOL!

At my local Farm Boy store the other day, I was looking at some pre-made salads; tuna, chicken, egg.

An old woman walks up and asks me "What's this stuff? How do I tell what it is?"

I explained the labels with the content descriptions were on the bottom of side of the container.

She picked up a container of Salsa, and said "Well, I can't tell what this is!"

I looked at the container, clearly marked Salsa, and told her "This is Salsa."

She said " How am I supposed to know what that is?"

"It's a tomato based dip, with hot peppers, onions, and spices." I replied. "It's very good with chips, or on toast".

She said "Well! Why would I want something like that?!", and promptly walked away.

LOLOL! Moonbat!
4,019 posted on 03/22/2006 10:28:46 AM PST by fanfan ( "We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality" - Ayn Rand)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

I knew that they have been trained a certain way, but sadly, they can't seem to get beyond it. As many times as I went in there, as many times as I told them what I wanted, I still got the same questions.

Even the manager, who was listening in a lot of cases, would do the same thing. some days, it just didn't pay to get up in the morning.


4,020 posted on 03/22/2006 10:29:33 AM PST by Monkey Face (A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn no other way. Mark Twain.)
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