Area husband pretends to give a s***

Chris Woodman (right) pretends to give a s*** about wife Jena's incessant babble.

1 posted on 02/21/2006 5:47:53 PM PST by Graybeard58

One does the same thing with an eight year old child's minute description of a film they saw yesterday.

2 posted on 02/21/2006 5:50:45 PM PST by Chickensoup (The water in the pot is getting warmer, froggies.The water in the pot is getting warmer, froggies.)

LOL I am cracking up!

Sent the link forward...

3 posted on 02/21/2006 5:51:58 PM PST by Eighth Street (Who do you hate more? Muslims who want to kill you or the Libs who want to sell you out to them?)

To: smaagee; ironman73

Ping

Does any of this sound familiar?

4 posted on 02/21/2006 5:52:21 PM PST by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for Sgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)

To: Eighth Street

I fully expect to get bashed any minute now.

5 posted on 02/21/2006 5:53:12 PM PST by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for Sgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)

"Does any of this sound familiar?"

I don't know, I never listened

6 posted on 02/21/2006 5:55:01 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)

To: muir_redwoods

I pinged my sons but I don't expect a reply. I think their wives lurk at F.R.

7 posted on 02/21/2006 5:57:55 PM PST by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for Sgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)

Uh-huh....yeah, I agree...Sure thing, Graybeard58...

8 posted on 02/21/2006 5:59:18 PM PST by ikka

I knew the article wasn't real when he said he figured out the plot of Memento.

9 posted on 02/21/2006 6:04:05 PM PST by nickcarraway (I'm Only Alive, Because a Judge Hasn't Ruled I Should Die...)

No bashing from me, Graybear. :o)

Some women should just plain shut up. imho.

10 posted on 02/21/2006 6:04:50 PM PST by mrs tiggywinkle

Jena Woodman (left) trys unsuccessfully
to communicate with her jerk of a husband Chris ...
but realizes that, later in the evening,
she will have to pretend to give a s*** [enjoy]
his fumbling, self-absorbed, unsatisfying "love" making ...
again.

11 posted on 02/21/2006 6:11:39 PM PST by caryatid (Jolie Blonde, 'gardez donc, quoi t'as fait ...)

High- five!

"Oh yeah baby your the best,...no other man can make me feel good like you can baby, please don't stop" ...lol (wink)

12 posted on 02/21/2006 6:27:52 PM PST by SouthernFreebird

To: SouthernFreebird

looks a bit dumpy, doesn't she?

13 posted on 02/21/2006 6:33:42 PM PST by patton (Just because you don't understand it, does not mean that it does not exist.)

ooks a bit dumpy, doesn't she?

Not next to him.

14 posted on 02/21/2006 6:36:14 PM PST by SouthernFreebird

Irrelevant. Doesn't matter how good they look if they can't shut up. In fact, the really good-looking ones who can't shut up are the worst.

Married 3 times. Divorced 3 times. My dog is not allowed to talk in the house, but I do allow him to read quietly.

15 posted on 02/21/2006 6:52:02 PM PST by Emmett McCarthy

Classic, I'll be sure NOT to ping the wife on this one!

16 posted on 02/21/2006 7:07:52 PM PST by SFC Chromey (We are at war with Islamofascism)

Yeah, I can relate to this, but (covering head to keep from being hit with handy objects) I AM the wife, it's my beloved Husband who tells me everything, and I have to fight hard to keep from just blanking out...but I do it because I love him, and it's important for him to tell me these things.
When I just can't stand it, I laugh and say "Please Honey I love You, but I can't remember all this." Then kiss and hug him and he Shuts Up.
I know we women do this more than you guys, but I can relate...

17 posted on 02/22/2006 1:00:27 AM PST by Reptillycus

Toby Keith had it right all along!

”I Wanna Talk About Me”
by Toby Keith

We talk about your work how your boss is a jerk
We talk about your church and your head when it hurts
We talk about the troubles you've been having with your brother
About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-lover
We talk about your friends and the places that you've been
We talk about your skin and the dimples on your chin
The polish on your toes and the run in your hose
And God knows we're gonna talk about your clothes
You know talking about you makes me smile
But every once in awhile

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, usually, but occassionally
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me

We talk about your dreams and we talk about your schemes
your high school team and your moisturizer creme
We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana
We talk about your grandma down in Alabama
We talk about your guys of every shape and size
The ones that you despise and the ones you idolize
We talk about your heart, about your brains and your smarts
And your medical charts and where you start
You know talking about you makes me grin
But every now and then

You you you you you you you you youyouyouyouyou
I wanna talk about me

18 posted on 02/22/2006 3:38:27 AM PST by cuz_it_aint_their_money (Replacing Dan Rather with Katie Couric is like replacing an idiot with an imbecile.)

She'd better be careful because if she continues unabated a pretend "I don't give a sh_t" can turn into a real one.

19 posted on 02/22/2006 3:41:41 AM PST by Rebelbase (President Bush is a Texas jackass when it comes to Border security .)

20 posted on 02/22/2006 3:48:15 AM PST by stlnative

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