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Half-naked bricklayer on a bender lunged at police with 4ft didgeridoo
Telegraph of London ^
| 2/16/06
Posted on 02/16/2006 6:46:21 PM PST by iPod Shuffle
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To: CindyDawg
Do you think our drunks make the news over there?Think they heard about the actor from Texas caught playing bongos naked?
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posted on
02/16/2006 7:36:52 PM PST
by
forester
(An economy that is overburdened by government eventually results in collapse)
To: iPod Shuffle
You can't make cr@p like this up.
62
posted on
02/16/2006 7:37:31 PM PST
by
Xenophon450
(Behead those who say Islam is violent)
To: ridesthemiles
Are you pulling my leg? What do you think? ; )
Come on, can't ya see the humor in this story and in the word didgideroo?
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posted on
02/16/2006 7:38:55 PM PST
by
Fruitbat
To: Roy Tucker
Must have answered one of those SPAM ads... ONE? Heck he must have answered ALL of them! : )
64
posted on
02/16/2006 7:40:18 PM PST
by
infidel29
("We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." --Benjamin Franklin)
To: Fruitbat
"I think a didgeridoo is like a Skidoo or Seadoo except made for riding through ditches" I think someone has recently been playing Balderdash.
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posted on
02/16/2006 7:45:33 PM PST
by
builder
(I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
To: skinkinthegrass
Try Common People by Bill Shatner and Joe Jackson.
It's Shatner's version of Kahn's brain bug from The Wrath of Kahn.
Chechov; "It was Kahn capteen. He put a bug in my ear and it took over my brain. Make it stop capteen. Make it stop!!!! "
Kirk: "Sure I can make it stop Chechov, just have a listen to my new CD."
To: magslinger
..."so we tanned his hide when he died,Clyde,and that's it hangin' on the shed."
67
posted on
02/16/2006 7:48:11 PM PST
by
Armigerous
( Non permitte illegitimi te carborundum- "Don't let the bastards grind you down")
To: beaver fever
Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
keep me cockatoo cool.
Don't go acting the fool, Curl,
just keep me cockatoo cool.
Altogether now! My cockatoo is *always* cool:
To: iPod Shuffle
They will get my Didgeridoo, when they pry my cold dead hands off my didgeridoo!
69
posted on
02/16/2006 7:50:43 PM PST
by
builder
(I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
To: Ichneumon
Yes he's very cool. Just don't go acting the fool.
To: builder
71
posted on
02/16/2006 7:52:21 PM PST
by
Justice
To: iPod Shuffle
I say again:
WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT, OVER!
72
posted on
02/16/2006 7:52:31 PM PST
by
SquirrelKing
(Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)
To: SquirrelKing
How do Freepers come up with stuff like this - Too Hilarious!!
73
posted on
02/16/2006 7:54:54 PM PST
by
Justice
To: beaver fever
It's Shatner's version of Kahn's brain bug from The Wrath of Kahn....BACK! BACK! ...No Closer!
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posted on
02/16/2006 7:56:19 PM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
To: Justice
LOL
Far too much free time.
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posted on
02/16/2006 7:56:58 PM PST
by
SquirrelKing
(Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)
To: iPod Shuffle; Squantos; Eaker; elkfersupper
What caliber is your didgeridoo?
I loaned mine to Hillary to hunt ducks with .
To: magslinger
Fiddlstix, you didn't start on time. LOL! Can't be helped. I'm an old geezer J
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posted on
02/16/2006 8:06:15 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: iPod Shuffle
We will NEVER EVER SEE AS LONG AS WE LIVE , thirteen words arranged together any stranger or more unlikely than:
"Half-naked bricklayer on a bender lunged at police with a 4ft. didgeridoo" They will never be uttered or written again in human history, except as quoted on this thread.
78
posted on
02/16/2006 8:10:39 PM PST
by
willyboyishere
(You'd better begin living the way you think, or you'll soon be thinking the way you live> Brecht)
To: ridesthemiles
79
posted on
02/16/2006 8:15:43 PM PST
by
Darnright
(Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.)
To: Cicero
"Whoa, check out the bong..."
80
posted on
02/16/2006 8:19:19 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than take a ride with Ted Kennedy)
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