British spy caught on tape masturbating on a stone-like transmitter

funreports.com ^ | 2/9/2006 | Staff

[Red Badger]

Journalist of Russia’s First TV Channel (ORT) Viktor Shvagerus insists that Russian special services have a video of British spy Andrew Fleming masturbating on the spy stone. Two weeks ago, Russia’s FSB reported seizing of a spy electronic device belonging to the British intelligence designed as a stone. But it turned out later that the national TV channels did not show the most interesting part of the spy scandal. British spy masturbates on the transmitter

The other day, cameraman of the First TV Channel Viktor Shvagerus informed on his Internet page (the blog ‘svezhy’) that editors of the channel had censored the footage of the operation made by the FSB. The cameraman wrote: “Censorship was applied to the footage showing one of the supposed spies performing an indecent action with the stone-like transmitter. Behind the cameras FSB experts explained that the British spy was masturbating in front of the stone. They did not name the man, but they grinned every time the name of Andrew Fleming was mentioned (secretary of the British Embassy in Russia Andrew Fleming is meant).”

There is no reason to doubt the credibility of the statements made by the well-known journalist. The spy stone scandal was stinky from very beginning. And now when more details of the story have surfaced it seems to be more revolting.

Head of the RF FSB’s Public Relations Center Colonel Sergey Ignatchenko says the electronic device disguised as a stone may cost about $30 million. Mr. Andrew Fleming will have a good time talking to his chiefs about the frivolous actions that he performed with such an expensive device, Express Gazeta wrote.

[Red Badger]

Gives whole new meaning to "Getting his rocks off!"......

[Larry Lucido]

Before anyone goes off, um, half cocked, I presume funreports is a sort of Scrappleface?

[exnavy]

You can't make this stuff up.

[saganite]

He's got a lot of stones to do that.

[TexasCajun]

Once a hooligan always a hooligan.

[Red Badger]

No, just wierd stuff........

[butternut_squash_bisque]

Too much information, IMO.

[Red Badger]

Natasha: Hey Boris! I spy something with my eye...........

[Horatio Gates]

Now 007 can say "Oh, James!" to himself?

[Red Badger]

Her Majesty's own Secret...........

[Horatio Gates]

Her Majesty's own Secret...........

...Self Service

[Red Badger]

LOL!!!.........

[Tijeras_Slim]

A spy who came in from the cold.

[Petronski]

Ever been walking through a park, see a big old stone in the grass and say "Hey, I know just what to do with that...."

[Petronski]

Just . . . . . . . . . damn.

[Red Badger]

Maybe he's a Nature Lover.........

[Red Badger]

A spy who came in....the cold.

[Petronski]

I believe the term would be lithophilia.

[Red Badger]

Sex Rocks!.........A lot better than Pet Rocks!......