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Dick Cheney jokes

Posted on 02/14/2006 1:05:43 PM PST by nuconvert

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1 posted on 02/14/2006 1:05:45 PM PST by nuconvert
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To: snugs; Cinnamon Girl

Cheney ping


2 posted on 02/14/2006 1:09:06 PM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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To: krb

You were right.


3 posted on 02/14/2006 1:12:00 PM PST by wolfpat (Dum vivimus, vivamus.)
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To: nuconvert
"Dick Cheney has never blinked in his entire life. Never."

Highly possible in the proverbial sense.
4 posted on 02/14/2006 1:13:50 PM PST by peacebaby (I'm fixin' to think about beginning to start to get ready to work)
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To: scott says; AdmSmith

pong


5 posted on 02/14/2006 1:16:36 PM PST by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: nuconvert

My wife said some people think he is a "Dick."


6 posted on 02/14/2006 1:20:57 PM PST by truth_seeker
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To: wolfpat

Oh man, that was fast.


7 posted on 02/14/2006 1:22:30 PM PST by krb (ad hominem arguments are for stupid people)
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To: Tax-chick
I like the one on Tony Snow and have turned it into a bumper sticker:
CHENEY/RICE
2008. Pull!

8 posted on 02/14/2006 1:26:25 PM PST by KC Burke (Men of intemperate minds can never be free....)
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To: nuconvert; PaulaB; Dashing Dasher; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; teenyelliott; ...

LOL!


9 posted on 02/14/2006 1:32:35 PM PST by Millee (The Constitution was meant for us to live under, not be paralyzed by, in the face of death. - Sowell)
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To: KC Burke

LOL. very clever


10 posted on 02/14/2006 1:32:50 PM PST by peacebaby (I'm fixin' to think about beginning to start to get ready to work)
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To: Millee
If you ask Dick Cheney what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face

LOL my kind of guy
11 posted on 02/14/2006 1:35:43 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: PaulaB

That's why I've always worn a watch. ;o)


12 posted on 02/14/2006 1:37:46 PM PST by Millee (The Constitution was meant for us to live under, not be paralyzed by, in the face of death. - Sowell)
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To: KC Burke

LOL


13 posted on 02/14/2006 1:39:50 PM PST by Samwise
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To: Millee

Good ones. Poor guy, this is gonna get worse before it gets better.


14 posted on 02/14/2006 1:39:52 PM PST by conservativebabe ("I went hunting with the VP and all I got was this lousy, holey t-shirt"- mewzilla)
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To: nuconvert
Dick Cheney...before he dicks you

Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-GFY)

15 posted on 02/14/2006 1:41:45 PM PST by Snardius (And you KNOW what I'm talking about...)
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To: nuconvert
This is an old one, but it needs to be repeated.

Superman wears Dick Cheney pajamas.

16 posted on 02/14/2006 1:43:06 PM PST by chapin2500 (The road to hell is paved with liberals.)
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To: chapin2500

Lol


17 posted on 02/14/2006 1:44:58 PM PST by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: nuconvert

The DU is having a field day over this, but this posting is worth visiting, has a collection of editorial cartoons:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2459660


18 posted on 02/14/2006 1:45:03 PM PST by where's_the_Outrage?
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To: KC Burke

Very succinct.


19 posted on 02/14/2006 1:46:44 PM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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To: conservativebabe

Don't ya just know that Quayle is secretly grateful to Dick Cheney? His spelling error pales in comparison.


20 posted on 02/14/2006 2:00:50 PM PST by Chanticleer (May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
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