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Why Do My Fingers Smell Funny?
Feb. 13, 2006
| MississippiMasterpiece
Posted on 02/13/2006 10:16:25 AM PST by MississippiMasterpiece
My fingers have smelled strange for a couple of days...kinda of a sickly sweet smell? Has anyone else experienced this?
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To: Bacon Man; Hap; humblegunner; Allegra; Flyer
Y'all have got to see this.
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:32 AM PST
by
Xenalyte
(Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Probably depends on where you had it stuck.
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:33 AM PST
by
TomGuy
To: MississippiMasterpiece
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:40 AM PST
by
Mamzelle
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Nah, mine smell like fish.
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:42 AM PST
by
gov_bean_ counter
(It is easy to call for a pi$$ing contest when you aren't going to be in the line of fire.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Have you tried the use of toilet paper?
If so, use more than one square.
Also, don't reuse.
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:46 AM PST
by
Leisler
(Islam Macht Fries!)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
To: MississippiMasterpiece
To: proxy_user
My guess is a hijacked account.
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:20:30 AM PST
by
beltfed308
(Cloth or link. Happiness is a perfect trunnion.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
1. Get a glucometer
2. Check your blood sugars
3. If high, call a Dr. AND
4. Quit peeing on your fingers.
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:20:41 AM PST
by
najida
(Going through my second childhood for the third time.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I read the other day that Muslims consider their left hand unclean since there is no toilet paper in the desert.
So, if you are a Muslim, it could explain your finger problem.
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:20:41 AM PST
by
VeniVidiVici
(What? Me worry?)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
You aren't by any chance Oprah Winfrey's boyfriend, are you?
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:20:43 AM PST
by
jpl
("We don't negotiate with terrorists, we put them out of business." - Scott McClellan)
To: al baby
Your diagnosis is required.
To: Bommer
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:21:21 AM PST
by
gardenparty
(a rose by another name is still a rose)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
My fingers have smelled strange for a couple of days...kinda of a sickly sweet smell? Suggestion:
To: MississippiMasterpiece
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:21:28 AM PST
by
processing please hold
(Be careful of charity and kindness, lest you do more harm with open hands than with a clinched fist)
To: Blurblogger
Bleaking Noose???
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:21:32 AM PST
by
Do not dub me shapka broham
("The moment that someone wants to forbid caricatures, that is the moment we publish them.")
To: MississippiMasterpiece
To: Xenalyte
Y'all have got to see this. Probably better than a "Y'all have got to smell this" ping
To: MississippiMasterpiece
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:21:51 AM PST
by
lp boonie
(Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement)
To: gov_bean_ counter
Salmon to be precise. Those individually wrapped thingies from Sam's. Get your minds out of the gutter folks.
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:21:59 AM PST
by
gov_bean_ counter
(It is easy to call for a pi$$ing contest when you aren't going to be in the line of fire.)
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