Posted on 02/12/2006 11:52:07 AM PST by Reaganesque
FIRST ANNOUNCER:
Are you offended easily? I am. But it's nothing to worry about; it's all part of growing up and being Muslim. This course is designed to eliminate taking offense, to enable you to talk freely about rude objects, to look at awkward and embarrassing things and to point at people's privates. The course has been designed by Dr Ahmed Halal of the Institute of Going a Bit Red in Tehran. Here he himself introduces the course.
DR AHMED HALAL:
Hello! My name is Ahmed Halal. Thank you for inviting me into your home. My method is the result of six years work here at the institute in which subjects were exposed to simulated offensive predicaments over a prolonged fart - PERIOD OF TIME!! (farts) Sorry.
Lesson one: Objects. Do any of these objects (farts) offend you?
ASSISTANT:
"Shoe Bomb" ..... "Cartoons" ..... "Grunties".
DR AHMED HALAL:
Now let's go on to something more offensive.
ASSISTANT:
"Wankel Rotary Engine"...
Cool fart thingy.
Me? I'm offended - off with his head!!!!!
kind regards,
"Charles, I have something to show you." (Woman pulls out something that begins dripping.
If you were embarrassed score:
1 Hi
2 Hello
3 Good evening.
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