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New York Post ^
| February 6, 2006
| ELIZABETH HAYT
Posted on 02/06/2006 12:22:11 PM PST by klossg
February 6, 2006 -- My history with battery-operated pleasure devices dates back a shocking 30 years when, as a teenager, I discovered my brothers' Penthouse magazines and ordered a clunky, whirring, rubber phallus from a back-page advertisement. I hid the gizmo in my dance bag, burying it between my ballet slippers. God knows why the housekeeper was digging around in there one day, but she found my toy and told my mother - who silently placed it on my bed. ...
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KEYWORDS: addiction; buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz; feminism; health; pull; sex; sexuality; vibrator; woman; women
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posted on
02/06/2006 12:22:15 PM PST
by
klossg
To: Dashing Dasher
You know you're getting pinged to this thread.
2
posted on
02/06/2006 12:24:23 PM PST
by
Michael Goldsberry
(Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
To: klossg; eyespysomething
3
posted on
02/06/2006 12:24:32 PM PST
by
SittinYonder
(That's how I saw it, and see it still.)
To: klossg
Registration required. No thanks!
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posted on
02/06/2006 12:24:37 PM PST
by
FormerLib
(Kosova: "land stolen from Serbs and given to terrorist killers in a futile attempt to appease them.")
To: SittinYonder
5
posted on
02/06/2006 12:26:05 PM PST
by
eyespysomething
(For you to insult me, I must first value your opinion.)
To: klossg
6
posted on
02/06/2006 12:26:08 PM PST
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
To: finnman69
Thank goodness for Google! ;-)
7
posted on
02/06/2006 12:27:26 PM PST
by
RedCell
To: klossg
8
posted on
02/06/2006 12:28:09 PM PST
by
Samurai_Jack
(ride out and confront the evil!)
To: eyespysomething
It can only go downhill from here. The usual suspects should be here shortly.
9
posted on
02/06/2006 12:28:38 PM PST
by
MotleyGirl70
("It's turkey jerky. Want some? Come on take a pull. No? Okay, more for me.")
To: klossg
Even I didn't have the guts to post this one! LOL!
10
posted on
02/06/2006 12:28:51 PM PST
by
Millee
(I've got FRiends in low places..)
To: finnman69
She's hot in a librarian/secretary type way.
To: Millee; martin_fierro; Constitution Day; Fierce Allegiance; TheBigB; presidio9
clunky, whirring, rubber phallus ping.
To: MotleyGirl70; SittinYonder
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posted on
02/06/2006 12:31:40 PM PST
by
eyespysomething
(For you to insult me, I must first value your opinion.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
She's hot in a librarian/secretary type way. Nice bookends.
To: klossg
Now why would Elizabeth need one of those things?
I'd be glad to help :)
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posted on
02/06/2006 12:33:19 PM PST
by
cloud8
To: klossg
Not for women only. I the 1970's at the height of the 'sexual revolution', there was the 'Auto Suck' and it's still around'
http://www.safesexmall.com/dj0607.html
I recall one of the sex mag moguls writing a first hand critique of this toy, describing his experience with it as he drove through downtown Manhattan.
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
She's hot in a librarian/secretary type way
I was thinking she was hot in a frank-discussion-about-sex-she-must-think-about-it-all-the-time way. That way is much more accepting of women who are not hot.
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posted on
02/06/2006 12:33:58 PM PST
by
SittinYonder
(That's how I saw it, and see it still.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Not saying a thing...
Nope. Not a word.
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posted on
02/06/2006 12:34:09 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(The Steelers won. Deal with it. :o))
To: eyespysomething
** shaking head **
I know; but I can't help participating.
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posted on
02/06/2006 12:35:36 PM PST
by
SittinYonder
(That's how I saw it, and see it still.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Listen, sis had no business going through my closets. It's not my fault if my porn collection corrupted her.
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posted on
02/06/2006 12:35:57 PM PST
by
presidio9
("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K virus -only without the handy deadline.)
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