1 posted on
02/05/2006 12:19:22 AM PST by
skaterboy
To: skaterboy
LOL! I used to looove him when I was a kid...I thought he was bad ass! This one was my favorite: Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down. :^D
2 posted on
02/05/2006 1:13:20 AM PST by
misty4jc
To: ValerieUSA; Convert from ECUSA; dervish
This is what we call, "not politically correct". And I loved it.
3 posted on
02/05/2006 2:39:13 AM PST by
SunkenCiv
(Islam is medieval fascism, and the Koran is a medieval Mein Kampf.)
To: skaterboy
Excellent!!! Great to start the day with laughs and smiles. Will talk about this list at the SB party later on today.
4 posted on
02/05/2006 4:08:29 AM PST by
sjm_888
To: skaterboy
I saw his show once and loved it. Then he talked.
5 posted on
02/05/2006 9:52:58 AM PST by
synbad600
To: skaterboy; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; tiamat; ...
Each of Chuck Norris's chest hairs has earned at least an orange belt.
There was no hurricane in New Orleans. Someone served Chuck Norris some bad gumbo.
Chuck Norris answers all prayers. Most of the time, though, the answer is "No."
Among themselves, horses say "That guy is hung like Chuck Norris."
A recent poll discovered that 93% of all women think about Chuck Norris during sex.
6 posted on
02/05/2006 12:29:15 PM PST by
Slings and Arrows
("Ooga Chakka, Hooga Hooga, Ooga Chakka, Hooga Hooga" --D. Hasselhoff)
To: skaterboy; Slings and Arrows; TheBigB
I dunno what it means either.
To: skaterboy; Slings and Arrows; Admin Moderator
is there a link to the rest of it?
12 posted on
02/05/2006 12:49:20 PM PST by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: skaterboy
22 posted on
02/05/2006 1:25:24 PM PST by
Mojave
To: skaterboy
To: skaterboy
To: skaterboy
32 posted on
02/05/2006 8:21:32 PM PST by
presidio9
("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K virus -only without the handy deadline.)
To: skaterboy
To: skaterboy
Has anyone ever seen Chuck Norris, Bill Brasky, and Jack Bauer in the same room?
I have my theories...and my fantasies....
To: skaterboy
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
35 posted on
02/10/2006 5:44:42 PM PST by
JavaTheHutt
( Gun Control - The difference between Lexington Green and Tiennimen Square.)
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