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Bleaking Noose! HELP! My Beeber won't hold a charge because the Zot button is sticking!
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Posted on 02/03/2006 7:34:25 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance
In this stuning moment of post-Alito SCOTUS shock and awe, I trust that all my decent FReeper Friends will give this humble and heartfelt post the level of respect it deserves.
I thank you all in advance for any help in restoring the full functionality of my classified CIA/NSA beebing device in case I meet any trolls, Sheehans, Bidens or Shumers.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: amiloggedin; areyougay; beeber; help; iamamoron; idontlikemymeds; imamoran; ineedattention; ineedmybottle; keywordspam; lookatme; lookatmelookatme; lookatmemommy; mememememe; nyucknyuck; poopypants; stuned; takeyourmeds; ziggy; zot
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To: Roscoe Karns; Blurblogger; cripplecreek
ZIGGY! For a great justice!
To: Blurblogger
If you can call THIS a man...
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posted on
02/03/2006 7:52:24 PM PST
by
weegee
(Happy Holidays! Tis the season of MLK, Chinese New Year, Tet, Valentine's, Presidents...)
To: Roscoe Karns
23
posted on
02/03/2006 7:53:45 PM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: darkwing104
The hairy hand stokes the Moose-Limburgher.
Here, Skitty, Skitty, Skitty! Bitte the mouse.
24
posted on
02/03/2006 7:56:14 PM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(Mad-Mo! Allah bin Satan commands ye: Bow to him 5 times/day: Head down, @ss-up, and fart at Heaven!)
To: weegee
Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly
And The Spiders From Mars
He played it left hand
But made it too far
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's band....
25
posted on
02/03/2006 7:57:12 PM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: Knitting A Conundrum
To: Do not dub me shapka broham
There are times to be silly....
27
posted on
02/03/2006 7:58:35 PM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: Charles Henrickson
"Friday night, and the malt liquor is flowing."
Would you believe a mug of hot chocolate? I'm living like a wild man, my friend.
28
posted on
02/03/2006 7:58:36 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Tired of Taxes
This is series.This could be HUGO!
To: weegee
30
posted on
02/03/2006 7:59:40 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Knitting A Conundrum; SandyInSeattle
Indeed.
To: Charles Henrickson
Did you say Hugo?
32
posted on
02/03/2006 8:03:22 PM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: Blurblogger
D-R-I-N-K-M-O-R-E-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E
To: Roscoe Karns
I folly taught I feldt a Ziggy!
34
posted on
02/03/2006 8:08:21 PM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(Mad-Mo! Allah bin Satan commands ye: Bow to him 5 times/day: Head down, @ss-up, and fart at Heaven!)
To: Blurblogger
I've got some AA batteries here. Will that help?
35
posted on
02/03/2006 8:11:16 PM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: SandyInSeattle
I hope so. We've got a battery problem, Houston. I mean, Seattle. I MEAN, Sandy!
36
posted on
02/03/2006 8:14:34 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Darkwolf377
"I like soup."
Primordial or Cream of Broccoli? I recommend the Broccoli....
37
posted on
02/03/2006 8:17:06 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Godzilla
NAP?!?
Wake up and smell the Zotfee!
38
posted on
02/03/2006 8:17:45 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Darkwolf377
beware the soup nazis....
39
posted on
02/03/2006 8:24:13 PM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: Roscoe Karns
40
posted on
02/03/2006 8:31:33 PM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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