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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
BJClinton where are you??
Posted on 02/03/2006 6:49:46 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
OK well it looks like BJClinton took the day off again. Hope you are feeling better!
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat
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To: johnk
My MIL forwarded this to me.
While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot.
"NO! NO! NO!" she screamed.
"Lizzie," her mother scolded. "That's not polite behavior."
At that, the girl yelled even louder, "NO, THANK YOU! NO, THANK YOU!"
561
posted on
02/03/2006 12:10:38 PM PST
by
Chanticleer
(May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
To: EX52D
This is a test for us kids! Ready? Here we go! Okay, I knew them all.
Does that mean I am smart or something else entirely?
; < )
562
posted on
02/03/2006 12:11:20 PM PST
by
Eaker
(My Wife Rocks! - I will never take Dix or El Roy off of my ping list.)
To: Maximus of Texas
No worries. There's always another reason to celebrate. Olive dip might work for St. Patrick's Day. :-)
563
posted on
02/03/2006 12:11:48 PM PST
by
Chanticleer
(May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
To: HOTTIEBOY; conservativebabe
I think conservativebabe is stalking me....
(Hah, I should be so lucky)
564
posted on
02/03/2006 12:12:01 PM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Chanticleer; Dashing Dasher
Where's Dasher? On another bike? It's a demo plane/bike drag race, she just flew overhead. Hope that bike has good acceleration because she's already half way to the finish line.
565
posted on
02/03/2006 12:12:17 PM PST
by
hattend
To: Eaker
566
posted on
02/03/2006 12:12:23 PM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: Chanticleer
She's beind the dude with the blue alien glasses getting hit on by muscle shirt man.
567
posted on
02/03/2006 12:12:45 PM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: The_Victor; peacebaby
I'm not sure about, but look where Peacebaby's eyes are wandering....
568
posted on
02/03/2006 12:13:34 PM PST
by
Chanticleer
(May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
To: martin_fierro
Is that a child molester hiding in the tree? (see hat)
To: conservativebabe
those aren't real.
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
570
posted on
02/03/2006 12:14:40 PM PST
by
Nabber
To: HOTTIEBOY
Below is an actual emergency room photo of a gentleman who lost control of his motorcycle on a country road in West Virginia. Troopers believe that he was traveling at a speed of approximately 75 mph at the time of the accident. He was unable to negotiate a curve in the road.
Unfortunately for him, upon striking the ditch and being ejected from the bike, he landed back end first on a fencepost from an old barnyard fenced that was downed on the side of the road. You can probably picture what happened next, but the attached picture really says it all.
The good news is that after about 6 months, this man made a full recovery after suffering a shattered hip, broken leg, several broken ribs, internal injuries and "soft tissue" damage.
Doctors credited his recovery to the fact that the post lodged itself so tightly that there was little or no blood loss.
that's gotta hurt - beware picture may be offensive to some
571
posted on
02/03/2006 12:14:56 PM PST
by
MadCharity
("Hindsight is not wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy." Go GW!!!)
To: Chanticleer; peacebaby
but look where Peacebaby's eyes are wandering....She really likes that bike seat....
572
posted on
02/03/2006 12:15:31 PM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: raccoonradio
No, wonder Dick's ranting, "Woe!"
I'm glad we've taken these sick, violent books out of the schools.
573
posted on
02/03/2006 12:15:37 PM PST
by
Chanticleer
(May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
To: HOTTIEBOY
It could also read, "when you turn the computer off" or "when you're not FReeping. I spend many hours here with you all when I should be a bit more productive. Oh well, you're worth it.
574
posted on
02/03/2006 12:15:43 PM PST
by
conservativebabe
("I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss, and I'm all out of bubble gum")
To: Chanticleer; The_Victor
575
posted on
02/03/2006 12:15:49 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(praying for inner peace today)
To: MadCharity
Ouch, I have seen that one before. Poor guy.
576
posted on
02/03/2006 12:16:09 PM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: MadCharity
577
posted on
02/03/2006 12:16:17 PM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: MadCharity
Oh, my. That's unbelievable. Yikes. I guess that's what happens when you exceed the posted speed... you get posted.
578
posted on
02/03/2006 12:17:40 PM PST
by
Chanticleer
(May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
To: conservativebabe
me too. but I'm at work so......
I would surely turn this computer off if I could...
579
posted on
02/03/2006 12:17:56 PM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: MadCharity
Cripes!!!, how'd they get the post out?
580
posted on
02/03/2006 12:18:16 PM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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