Posted on 02/03/2006 6:49:46 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
OK well it looks like BJClinton took the day off again. Hope you are feeling better!
Awesome! What a day. It's good practice. Things won't calm down much for the next 18 years or so.
Highest Level. Now give me my price, damn it!
***Your Love Life Secrets Are***
Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves.
You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't?
It's important to you that your lover is very attractive. You like to have someone to show off.
In fights, you speak your mind and don't hold back. You know you're right, and you can get quite angry about it.
A break-up usually comes as a shock to you. You always think things are going well.
Hey, where have you been?
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you want ME to give YOU your price?
$1.10?
goofy
I ran out of OFST credit last week and have been waiting on PB to reallocate some to me. She's pretty stingy when it comes to that.
That rocks.
Waiting for a photo to arrive.
As usual, mine is the same as yours. Go figure.
Yours, mine and Chanticleer's
kind of scary,isn't it?
Sweetie though I love you like a brother
What did you do with the $11.84 I sent last week?
prize, dangnabit! Prize!
Bought baseball cards with it.
Oh, Max...you are soooooooo cute when you're mad.
Well, then you know what you're missing! :-)
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They
turned on a night light, turned on the phone answering machine, covered their
pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and
the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put
out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat
the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get
the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will
be empty for the night. She explains to the driver that her husband will be
out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long",
he says as they drive away. "Stupid b&^%h was hiding under the bed.
Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to
take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to
keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat a$$ downstairs and
threw her out into the back yard!"
…The cab driver ran into a parked car…
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