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Top 10 Stupid Howard Dean Quotes
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Posted on 01/31/2006 11:53:27 AM PST by locopolitico

#10: "I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called." ... #5: "The idea that the United States is going to win the war in Iraq is just plain wrong."...

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KEYWORDS: chairmandean; dnc; howarddean; politicalquotes; quotes; stupidquotes

1 posted on 01/31/2006 11:53:28 AM PST by locopolitico
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To: locopolitico

he's watched Brokeback Mountain a few too many times


2 posted on 01/31/2006 11:55:32 AM PST by Rakkasan1 (Peace de Resistance! Viva la Paper towels!)
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To: locopolitico

LOL!


3 posted on 01/31/2006 11:56:42 AM PST by Names Ash Housewares
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To: locopolitico

"How can we be out of money? I still have checks in my DNC checkbook?"


4 posted on 01/31/2006 11:57:30 AM PST by KC_Conspirator
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To: locopolitico

>> 1) "Not only are we going to New Hampshire ... we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!" --Iowa concession speech (Click here for audio and remixes of the Dean scream) <<

It's the remixes that are so much fun. I recall one that did it to the tune of the Beach Boys' Kokomo... as in "Arizona, and Texas, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh! I wanna take you to Michigan and Ohio, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh! Baby, why don't we go..."


5 posted on 01/31/2006 11:58:05 AM PST by dangus
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Did you hear the mix Howard Stern did, about his "travels"?

I guess it was a prank phone call to an actual airline, asking for tickets and inputting Howards speech (locations). The poor customer service agent was so confused...and seemed to think the call was legit.


6 posted on 01/31/2006 12:00:33 PM PST by MadCharity (Behavior is a mirror in which every one displays his own image!)
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To: locopolitico
"Now that we're on dog pee, we can have an interesting conversation about that. I do not recommend drinking urine…but if you drink water straight from the river, you have a greater chance of getting an infection than you do if you drink urine." —teaching an eight-grade science class in La Crosse, Wisconsin

I can't believe I've never heard this one.

7 posted on 01/31/2006 12:17:23 PM PST by Bacon Man (Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!)
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To: locopolitico

Dean in '08!


8 posted on 01/31/2006 12:23:40 PM PST by mtbopfuyn (Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
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To: locopolitico
Look at som of the pictures on that site:




9 posted on 01/31/2006 12:38:09 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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10 posted on 01/31/2006 12:53:38 PM PST by sassbox
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