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What will the well-dressed Democrat wear to Kerry's Pot-Luck Fillet-Bluster?
01/27/2006 | syriacus

Posted on 01/27/2006 8:13:27 AM PST by syriacus

Open invitation to all nasty partisans

Come one -- Come All

You are hereby invited to attend our

Fifth Anniversary Pot-Luck Fillet-Bluster.

This year's celebration is dedicated to the memory of our ground-breaking performance during the Ashcroft Hearings, 5 years ago.

Shredding of Samuel Alito's reputation
begins **promptly** at Midnight.

Long-winded excuses for such barbarity
follows thereafter

Stretch Limos available to bring your supporters from NOW, NARAL and the ACLU

Wafflers and "Johnny-come-Lately"s welcome.
Respond at your own convenience to Ted Kennedy, who can be found in the bar

Please note: Participants must bring their own machetes and black kettles



TOPICS: Poetry; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 109th; alito; filibuster; filletbluster; kerry2008
What pot-luck dishes should the participants bring? Who should supply the entertainment? Please add your suggestions to help make this a memorable event.
1 posted on 01/27/2006 8:13:29 AM PST by syriacus
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To: syriacus
Kerry's always-vacant Senate seat will be occupied by volunteers reading poetry.

Please feel free to submit your poems.

2 posted on 01/27/2006 8:17:20 AM PST by syriacus (Kerry avoids Senate duties, afraid he'll catch Democrat cooties.)
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J F Kerry -- Slacker Extraordinary
Kerry can't ever take heat
Thus..he won't park his butt in his seat
In the great US Senate.
He's an absentee tenant.
Bay Staters should vote his defeat.
JF Kerry -- Senatorial Jet Setter
John Kerry would rather hobnob
With the jetset, than do his day job
His presence at Davos
Won't draw any "Bravos,"
The guy's a well-manicured snob.
Won't you come home John Kerry?
Kerry avoids Senate duties
(Afraid he'll catch Democrat cooties?)
He knows he's elected
But instead he's selected
To put on his Swiss-made ski booties.
Memo to SNOB Kerry
What makes you think you're so great?
You didn't attend the debate.
Yet you'll boss around others
(Senate sisters and brothers)
You tell them their vote has to wait.

3 posted on 01/27/2006 8:20:12 AM PST by syriacus (Kerry avoids Senate duties, afraid he'll catch Democrat cooties.)
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How about a blue shirt and a pink/salmon patterned tie. Might as well look like the Senator's daily wardrobe.


4 posted on 01/27/2006 8:29:41 AM PST by cotton1706
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How about a blue shirt and a pink/salmon patterned tie. Might as well look like the Senator's daily wardrobe.

Excellent idea. Boxer would look stunning in a salmon tie.

5 posted on 01/27/2006 9:50:13 AM PST by syriacus (Kerry avoids Senate duties, afraid he'll catch Democrat cooties.)
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Sen. Kerry felt it quite apropos
to phone in a complaint from Davos
His plan went downhill fast
like Kerry in a snowboard dash
Even Harry Reid had to say "No-Go"
6 posted on 01/27/2006 12:59:21 PM PST by .cnI redruM (Shame, not sanctions - UN policy on Iran)
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To: .cnI redruM
Sen. Kerry felt it quite apropos to phone in a complaint from Davos...

I love it!!

7 posted on 01/27/2006 2:12:54 PM PST by syriacus (Help plan John Kerry's Fillet-Bluster at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1566194/posts)
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8 posted on 01/27/2006 2:36:52 PM PST by syriacus (Help plan John Kerry's Fillet-Bluster at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1566194/posts)
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Dour, dour, liberal scowlers.
Angry men ain't got no powers.
Dems can bark, can lie, and bite,
But still can't win their dirty fight


9 posted on 01/28/2006 7:04:31 AM PST by syriacus (Help plan John Kerry's Fillet-Bluster at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1566194/posts)
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What pot-luck dishes should the participants bring?

French dishes, mostly.

10 posted on 01/28/2006 7:05:22 AM PST by dirtboy (My new years resolution is to quit using taglines...)
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Great idea to serve French dishes at the Pot Luck Fillet-Bluster!!

Some of the lazier participants can ask their servants to arrange to drop by the Delegates' Dining Room at the United Nations for "take out" Escargot and Roasted Shallot Pomme Puree.

Or maybe they could pick up TOURNEDO OF FILET MIGNON WITH SKILLET SEARED FOIE GRAS; Gruyere Risotto Cake; and Petit Chateau Vegetables Morel Sauce

Heck. Maybe the Fillet-bluster should be held at the UN Delegates' Dining Room and be catered by them.

Sample Menu

11 posted on 01/28/2006 8:22:39 AM PST by syriacus (Help plan John Kerry's Fillet-Bluster at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1566194/posts)
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The Pied Piper of Davos
John Kerry made news with his yodel,
From a room in his Switzerland hotel.
The Libs' wild-eyed Piper
Has made them too hyper.
Dems soon could be extinct like the Dodo.
12 posted on 01/29/2006 9:47:48 AM PST by syriacus (Help plan John Kerry's Fillet-Bluster at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1566194/posts)
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