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What will the well-dressed Democrat wear to Kerry's Pot-Luck Fillet-Bluster?
01/27/2006
| syriacus
Posted on 01/27/2006 8:13:27 AM PST by syriacus
Open invitation to all nasty partisansCome one -- Come All
You are hereby invited to attend our
Fifth Anniversary Pot-Luck Fillet-Bluster.
This year's celebration is dedicated to the memory of our ground-breaking performance during the Ashcroft Hearings, 5 years ago.
Shredding of Samuel Alito's reputation
begins **promptly** at Midnight.
Long-winded excuses for such barbarity
follows thereafter
Stretch Limos available to bring your supporters from NOW, NARAL and the ACLU
Wafflers and "Johnny-come-Lately"s welcome.
Respond at your own convenience to Ted Kennedy, who can be found in the bar
Please note: Participants must bring their own machetes and black kettles
TOPICS: Poetry; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 109th; alito; filibuster; filletbluster; kerry2008
What pot-luck dishes should the participants bring? Who should supply the entertainment? Please add your suggestions to help make this a memorable event.
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posted on
01/27/2006 8:13:29 AM PST
by
syriacus
To: syriacus
Kerry's always-vacant Senate seat will be occupied by volunteers reading poetry.
Please feel free to submit your poems.
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posted on
01/27/2006 8:17:20 AM PST
by
syriacus
(Kerry avoids Senate duties, afraid he'll catch Democrat cooties.)
To: syriacus
J F Kerry -- Slacker Extraordinary Kerry can't ever take heat Thus..he won't park his butt in his seat In the great US Senate. He's an absentee tenant. Bay Staters should vote his defeat. |
JF Kerry -- Senatorial Jet Setter John Kerry would rather hobnob With the jetset, than do his day job His presence at Davos Won't draw any "Bravos," The guy's a well-manicured snob. |
Won't you come home John Kerry? Kerry avoids Senate duties (Afraid he'll catch Democrat cooties?) He knows he's elected But instead he's selected To put on his Swiss-made ski booties. |
Memo to SNOB Kerry What makes you think you're so great? You didn't attend the debate. Yet you'll boss around others (Senate sisters and brothers) You tell them their vote has to wait. |
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posted on
01/27/2006 8:20:12 AM PST
by
syriacus
(Kerry avoids Senate duties, afraid he'll catch Democrat cooties.)
To: syriacus
How about a blue shirt and a pink/salmon patterned tie. Might as well look like the Senator's daily wardrobe.
To: cotton1706
How about a blue shirt and a pink/salmon patterned tie. Might as well look like the Senator's daily wardrobe. Excellent idea. Boxer would look stunning in a salmon tie.
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posted on
01/27/2006 9:50:13 AM PST
by
syriacus
(Kerry avoids Senate duties, afraid he'll catch Democrat cooties.)
To: syriacus
Sen. Kerry felt it quite apropos
to phone in a complaint from Davos
His plan went downhill fast
like Kerry in a snowboard dash
Even Harry Reid had to say "No-Go"
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posted on
01/27/2006 12:59:21 PM PST
by
.cnI redruM
(Shame, not sanctions - UN policy on Iran)
To: .cnI redruM
Sen. Kerry felt it quite apropos to phone in a complaint from Davos...
I love it!!
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posted on
01/27/2006 2:12:54 PM PST
by
syriacus
(Help plan John Kerry's Fillet-Bluster at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1566194/posts)
To: syriacus
Door prizes include coupons for this new book--
How to Write Your Own US Constitution by Chuck Schumer
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posted on
01/27/2006 2:36:52 PM PST
by
syriacus
(Help plan John Kerry's Fillet-Bluster at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1566194/posts)
To: syriacus
Dour, dour, liberal scowlers.
Angry men ain't got no powers.
Dems can bark, can lie, and bite,
But still can't win their dirty fight
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posted on
01/28/2006 7:04:31 AM PST
by
syriacus
(Help plan John Kerry's Fillet-Bluster at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1566194/posts)
To: syriacus
What pot-luck dishes should the participants bring?French dishes, mostly.
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posted on
01/28/2006 7:05:22 AM PST
by
dirtboy
(My new years resolution is to quit using taglines...)
To: dirtboy
Great idea to serve French dishes at the Pot Luck Fillet-Bluster!!
Some of the lazier participants can ask their servants to arrange to drop by the Delegates' Dining Room at the United Nations for "take out" Escargot and Roasted Shallot Pomme Puree.
Or maybe they could pick up TOURNEDO OF FILET MIGNON WITH SKILLET SEARED FOIE GRAS; Gruyere Risotto Cake; and Petit Chateau Vegetables Morel Sauce
Heck. Maybe the Fillet-bluster should be held at the UN Delegates' Dining Room and be catered by them.
Sample Menu
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posted on
01/28/2006 8:22:39 AM PST
by
syriacus
(Help plan John Kerry's Fillet-Bluster at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1566194/posts)
To: syriacus
The Pied Piper of Davos
John Kerry made news with his yodel,
From a room in his Switzerland hotel.
The Libs' wild-eyed Piper
Has made them too hyper.
Dems soon could be extinct like the Dodo.
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posted on
01/29/2006 9:47:48 AM PST
by
syriacus
(Help plan John Kerry's Fillet-Bluster at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1566194/posts)
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