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| J F Kerry -- Slacker Extraordinary Kerry can't ever take heat Thus..he won't park his butt in his seat In the great US Senate. He's an absentee tenant. Bay Staters should vote his defeat. |
JF Kerry -- Senatorial Jet Setter John Kerry would rather hobnob With the jetset, than do his day job His presence at Davos Won't draw any "Bravos," The guy's a well-manicured snob. |
| Won't you come home John Kerry? Kerry avoids Senate duties (Afraid he'll catch Democrat cooties?) He knows he's elected But instead he's selected To put on his Swiss-made ski booties. |
Memo to SNOB Kerry What makes you think you're so great? You didn't attend the debate. Yet you'll boss around others (Senate sisters and brothers) You tell them their vote has to wait. |
Dour, dour, liberal scowlers.
Angry men ain't got no powers.
Dems can bark, can lie, and bite,
But still can't win their dirty fight