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The Official DU Bug-Out-Bag

Posted on 01/26/2006 5:55:10 PM PST by adaven

The Official Democratic Underground Bug-Out-Bag

Feel free to add on...



Contents:

1 - Large bag of granola
1 - Pair Birkenstock sandals
1 - Crystal necklace for channeling positive energy
1 - One-hitter and small quantity of herb
1 - Large box of Kleenex to dry tears
1 - Book, I'm OK, You're OK
1 - Al Gore action figure doll
1 - Starbucks charge card
1 - Sharper Image tool kit with all sharp objects removed
1 - Map to nearest FEMA "aid" center
1 - UN pamphlet on how to cooperate with men in blue helmets
1 - Ted Kennedy Bug Out Bar Set
1 - Home Abortion Kit
1 - Have You Hugged a Terrorist Today? T-shirt
1 - G.W. Is The Cause of All My Problems Home Study Guide


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: nosoapforyou
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To: thchronic; Travis McGee

You got to have an idea or two?


21 posted on 01/26/2006 6:13:50 PM PST by investigateworld (Abortion stops a beating heart)
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To: maggief

no no no. Prozac is out. It would be St. Johns Wort.

and leave the prozac with me, please.


22 posted on 01/26/2006 6:14:08 PM PST by peacebaby (gotta go through the hurt to get over the hurt)
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To: thchronic

Das Kapital in paperback.


23 posted on 01/26/2006 6:14:17 PM PST by West Coast Conservative (Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.)
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To: thchronic

1. Patchouli incense.


24 posted on 01/26/2006 6:14:34 PM PST by Hypervigilant (Iran, you are next.)
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To: MikeinIraq

one lb of homegrown in a one hitter is carrying a load.

Best to have one member of the group with a bong.

Trust me. I know these things.


25 posted on 01/26/2006 6:15:17 PM PST by peacebaby (gotta go through the hurt to get over the hurt)
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To: thchronic

A pack of Zig Zag's


26 posted on 01/26/2006 6:15:20 PM PST by Nasty McPhilthy (Those who beat their swords into plow shears….will plow for those who don’t.)
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To: Petronski; cyborg
Uhhhm, maybe "anal lube" just like in this pic you posted back in the pre Cyborg days:


27 posted on 01/26/2006 6:15:44 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Never refuse a breath mint.)
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To: thchronic

1. Late 60's vintage draft card and bra - tinder.


28 posted on 01/26/2006 6:16:17 PM PST by Hypervigilant (Iran, you are next.)
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To: peacebaby

ill leave it to the experts :)


29 posted on 01/26/2006 6:16:30 PM PST by MikefromOhio (The Pot is complaining about the Kettle's complexion....)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

I posted that? Really?


Got a link? LOL


30 posted on 01/26/2006 6:16:33 PM PST by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

WHY?


LOL


31 posted on 01/26/2006 6:16:59 PM PST by MikefromOhio (The Pot is complaining about the Kettle's complexion....)
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To: thchronic

A blank passport
1 Kerry/Gore08 because no one wants Hillary button
1 Gore/Kerry08 We both served in Viet Nam button
1 bottle of thunderbird


32 posted on 01/26/2006 6:17:43 PM PST by usmcobra (Liberal=progressive...Conservative="Retro?" That's way cooler than being just a Neo-con!)
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To: carlr

DUs don't have undies, I've decided.

Hence the sniveling white flag will have to do.

(and "White Flag" isn't a perfume by Liz TAylor.)


33 posted on 01/26/2006 6:17:50 PM PST by peacebaby (gotta go through the hurt to get over the hurt)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
SOAP

BIBLE

LIST OF FRIENDS

34 posted on 01/26/2006 6:18:07 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: thchronic

1. Instant yurt kit.


35 posted on 01/26/2006 6:18:30 PM PST by Hypervigilant (Iran, you are next.)
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To: MikeinIraq

How are you, anyway, MikeinIraq?

Gotta trust me...I might be Republican but you can't take the hippy out of me.


36 posted on 01/26/2006 6:18:57 PM PST by peacebaby (gotta go through the hurt to get over the hurt)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Hey, don't rag on one of the top 25 movies of all time!

I love that movie. Just seeing how many will "get it."

And you did :) Well-played.

37 posted on 01/26/2006 6:19:28 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: peacebaby

I;m good.

Taking a bit of a break from the Calculus homework right now.

it's making my head hurt :)


38 posted on 01/26/2006 6:19:53 PM PST by MikefromOhio (The Pot is complaining about the Kettle's complexion....)
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To: Hypervigilant

Keep truckin' like the DooDah Man.


39 posted on 01/26/2006 6:20:01 PM PST by Nasty McPhilthy (Those who beat their swords into plow shears….will plow for those who don’t.)
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To: Squantos
Shaver

Deoderant

Paycheck

40 posted on 01/26/2006 6:22:40 PM PST by maggief (and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
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