When does the silliness start? It's 12:20 AM Friday in Kiev....

[fishtank]

Or do we have to wait?

[Frank_Discussion]

Wow. Looks like ya shot it yerself, too...

:)

[Focault's Pendulum]

I'm still waiting.

[Maximus of Texas]

Mr. BJClinton tells us when to begin. Until then we are simply:

[Maximus of Texas]

"Como?"

A neighborhood in west Fort Worth.

[PaulaB]

Sing for our supper?

[Maximus of Texas]

No, you silly goose (doing wrist like a gay man). We're to sit here screaming for BJClinton to return to the nest and feed us our silliness.

[PaulaB]

Did you guys see this thread? LOL

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Ya want to hear a bi-lingual joke?

:Dunks thrown tomato:

Ok then. Once upon a time in a far off land a bunch of missionaries were attending Spanish languge school. Because they were not allowed to have cars they had to get around by bus. They had no idea what the bus fare was so they got out their Spanish/English dictionary.

They looked up the word "How" Ah it was "cómo"

Next they looked up the word "much". It was "mucho"

So "how much" must be "Cómo mucho"

Imagine the surprise of the bus driver when two rather portly Americans got on his bus and said, "Cómo mucho"(I eat a lot)

Not wishing to offend these strange beings, perhaps this was a thing of pride in their country he politly replied "Se nota!" (So I see!)

[lawgirl]

I am heading to Kiev in May-- too bad there won't be any internet access or I'd love to start this thread off then LOL

[Maximus of Texas]

I refuse to laugh because the OFST hasn't not officially started.

[digger48]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

It is always good to have a couple of laughs in reserve.

[llevrok]

Ya want to hear a bi-lingual joke?Part deux

A Frenchman, Spaniard and German are drinking one night. The talk get's to who has the most descriptive and beautiful language.

Frenchie says, "We have zee most beautiful language. Imagine a butterfly. We call it "papillon". Zat says it all!"

The Spaniard says, "Oh no. Espanol is the most beautiful. "Mariaposa". How beautiful is that describing the butterfly.

Before he can finish, the German buts in - "NINE! NINE! NINE! Schemterlink! das ist der word!!"

[Dashing Dasher]

Это - Глупость пятницы Прямо сейчас!

[Dashing Dasher]

That's awesome!

Thanks!

[grey_whiskers]

Before he can finish, the German buts in - "NINE! NINE! NINE! Schemterlink! das ist der word!!"

Yes, it "schmetters" on your windshield.

And of course, the German word for virgin "gutenteit" ;-) (just kidding!)

[Theoden]

Virgin auf Deutsch ist "Jungfrau" ;)

[fishtank]

zamechatelHii !

[dangus]

>> Virgin auf Deutsch ist "Jungfrau" ;) <<

that explains the nervous giggles when I commented I was boning up on my Jungian psychology. I thought it was just chuckling at a Freudian phrase.