A Frenchman, Spaniard and German are drinking one night. The talk get's to who has the most descriptive and beautiful language.
Frenchie says, "We have zee most beautiful language. Imagine a butterfly. We call it "papillon". Zat says it all!"
The Spaniard says, "Oh no. Espanol is the most beautiful. "Mariaposa". How beautiful is that describing the butterfly.
Before he can finish, the German buts in - "NINE! NINE! NINE! Schemterlink! das ist der word!!"
Yes, it "schmetters" on your windshield.
And of course, the German word for virgin "gutenteit" ;-) (just kidding!)