Why Married Men Are Hot

New York Post ^ | January 23, 2006 | ELIZABETH HAYT

[Lazamataz]

My apologies ... might I offer a tissue, then?

Thank you.

They're very multi-purpose.

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[linda_22003]

Looks like Tanya Tucker's diet is finally working! :)

[maggief]

Recap:

"I'm just so grateful," he replied. ...

"See ya," were his parting words.

[RockinRight]

The "married man" might just be a Duracell...

[Lazamataz]

Whose gonna love these walking sperm receptacles when they're old, sick, and wrinkled?

(raises hand meekly)

[atomicpossum]

She's got a nice rack, but her face is a little horsey---someone stick a bridle in that maw!

If she was a pleasant person, she'd probably be delightful to spend some time with. Unfortunately, she's proved that she isn't with the content of her column.

[wallcrawlr]

I cant remember the name of the show...but she looks like a hostess from one of those home shows on HGTV.

[Sloth]

At least hookers have enough self-respect to demand payment.

[MozarkDawg]

(raises hand meekly)

LOLOLOL!! Nothing more attractive than a guy with a good sense of humor!!

[kittymyrib]

LOL...you are really TOO desperate, Laz. But we love you (in a platonic way, of course) anyway.

[cowboyway]

Sittin' in a tiny table in a ritzy restaurant
She was starin' at her coffee cup
He was tryin' to keep his courage up
By applyin' booze

And talk was small when they talked at all
They both knew what they wanted
There was no need to talk about it
They were old enough to scope it out
And keep it loose

She said, "You don't look like my type
But I guess you'll do"
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous
And he said, "I'll even tell you that I love you
If you want me to"
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous

When they left the bar
They got in his car
And they drove away
He drove to the family inn
She didn't even have to pretend
She didn't know what for

And he went to the desk
And made his request
While she waited outside
Then he came back with the key
She said, "Give it to me
And I'll unlock the door"

She kept saying
"I've never really done this kind of thing before, have you"
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous
And he said, "Yes I have
But only a time or two"
Third rate romance
Low rent redezvous
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous


Third Rate Romance
Kershaw Sammy

[MinuteGal]

"He's been with his wife forever, a lifestyle to which he is completely wedded, one that I had no intention of jeopardizing."

Um, right....yeah.

You'd grab him off in a New York minute if you could, loser.

Plus, he's wedded to his wife, not a "lifestyle".

Mmmmm, how I love to parse the turgid droppings of liberal floozy writers.

Leni

[wagglebee]

Moral absolutes ping. FReepmail me or MillerCreek if you want on or off the Moral Absolutes ping list.

I think what I find so offensive about this is not that this slut slept with a married man (she is a leftist mediacrat who probably thinks only homosexuals should be married in the first place), what bothers me is that she FEELS NO GUILT because she doesn't plan to ruin his marriage.

[RandallFlagg]

Two MONTHS? I'm going on...


...what year is it??

Join the club.

[Lazamataz]

LOL...you are really TOO desperate, Laz.

It's an act intended to be humorous. I'm actually getting some very nice attention from two very pretty young ladies lately. :o) Losing 75 lbs and working out with weights daily (alternating the muscle groups) ..... and becoming much more spiritually-fit.... makes a man much more attractive. :o)

But we love you (in a platonic way, of course)

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[Gay State Conservative]

In other words, "I'm a slut."

In reality,they were both sluts.

[maggief]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1539167/posts

WEAK IN THE NEEDS

By ELIZABETH HAYT


December 12, 2005 -- LAST spring was an unbearably dry season - and I don¹t mean weather-wise. Without a steady man in my life, I hadn¹t had sex in several months. Now in my 40s, an age when a woman realizes that her youthful ability to turn male heads was something she once took (wrongly) for granted, I worried whether my celibacy was less a matter of circumstance than the start of something more permanent.

Online dating offered a short-term fix. Browsing the nerve.com personals, I found "Word Guy," a 38-year-old poet who, according to his ad, was looking for "fun." In his photo, he appeared clean-cut: fair hair, wire-rimmed glasses, white oxford shirt with rolled-up cuffs, an athletic build and healthy-looking teeth.

Had I been looking for true love, I might have ignored him since, to me, being a poet is synonymous with being penniless, and my romantic radar is permanently set on guys with secure day jobs. But given that my immediate needs were otherwise, I was not about to discriminate against a charity case.

Contrary to Darwinian theory - or common sense - studs are not the only ones who score. Schlubs do all right, too. But it isn't desire that drives women into their arms. Pity does.

I "winked at" (Nerve speak for "contacted") Word Guy and he replied, sparking a session of e-foreplay. By the third night of feverish tap-tapping, it was clearly time to go live. When Word Guy IM-ed me to say he'd been fantasizing about having me in his bed, my response was, "What's your address?"

Dashing from my apartment in black lingerie, black peep-toe pumps and a black Gucci trench, along with a black tote into which I'd stuffed my little, black dachshund, adding a final touch to my Upper East Side look, I stood on Park Avenue - an overage chick-lit cliché - madly flagging a taxi.

(snip)

[RandallFlagg]

Is this person attempting to submit public resumes for a hopeful career as an semi-intellectual soft-core porn scriptwriter? Sheesh!

[ovrtaxt]

Wouldn't totally surprise me if 2 weeks from now we find out that the "married man" was really a journalistic device didn't really exist at all except in the writers' overwraught imagnination.

We'll have to ask Robert Novak for further clarification on that.

[Lazamataz]

semi-intellectual soft-core porn scriptwriter

Somebody call me?