LOL...you are really TOO desperate, Laz. But we love you (in a platonic way, of course) anyway.
It's an act intended to be humorous. I'm actually getting some very nice attention from two very pretty young ladies lately. :o) Losing 75 lbs and working out with weights daily (alternating the muscle groups) ..... and becoming much more spiritually-fit.... makes a man much more attractive. :o)
But we love you (in a platonic way, of course)
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