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Chuck Norris facts
YTMND ^
| January 21 2006
| hockeyham
Posted on 01/22/2006 7:46:54 PM PST by M203M4
Some facts about Chuck Norris (humor).
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TOPICS: Food; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: brickwall; butter; chuck; chucknorris; nasa; norris; tennis
Tennis and taxes for the win.
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posted on
01/22/2006 7:46:57 PM PST
by
M203M4
To: M203M4
He is a notorious cross dresser
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posted on
01/22/2006 7:51:07 PM PST
by
al baby
(Father of the Beeber)
To: M203M4
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posted on
01/22/2006 7:56:04 PM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: M203M4
Oh that's funny! lol
Red6
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posted on
01/22/2006 7:59:58 PM PST
by
Red6
To: LongElegantLegs
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posted on
01/22/2006 8:05:43 PM PST
by
Vor Lady
(Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?)
To: M203M4
Washington Post article on these and other Chuck Norris "facts".
From the article:
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Chuck Norris does not go hunting because "hunting" implies a chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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posted on
01/22/2006 8:17:58 PM PST
by
M203M4
To: M203M4
I consider Chuck Norris to be the greatest comedic actor of all time.
His series "Walker - Texas Ranger" was a classic. You couldnever tell from one week to the next what Chuck would be. One week, rodeo star - next week, race car driver - next week, ace pilot.
Chuck can do it ALL.
(How come no matter how many times Chuck kicks someone in the face, they don't bleed?)
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posted on
01/22/2006 8:30:15 PM PST
by
mcenedo
(lying liberal media - our most dangerous and powerful enemy)
To: Grannyx4
To: mcenedo
Walker - Texas Ranger "The wedding episode" was a classic
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posted on
01/22/2006 8:42:44 PM PST
by
Oztrich Boy
(Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering)
To: Oztrich Boy
Chuck was sooooo romantic.
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posted on
01/22/2006 8:48:24 PM PST
by
mcenedo
(lying liberal media - our most dangerous and powerful enemy)
To: TheBigB; Fierce Allegiance
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posted on
01/22/2006 9:21:32 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(00111100 00100000 01111100 00111010 00101001 01111110)
To: M203M4
Chuck Norris facts Bruce Lee kicked his ass.
To: M203M4
Posted many times here, and debunked. Chuck didn't say them. But he approves of the sentiment of most of them.
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posted on
01/23/2006 12:01:16 AM PST
by
Defiant
(Dar al Salaam will exist when the entire world submits to American leadership.)
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