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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
The OFST ^ | 1/20/2006 | .

Posted on 01/20/2006 5:48:08 AM PST by BJClinton

It's Friday, the playoffs are in full swing...yup, it's a good time to be alive.



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: broncoshaftawin; expensivetickets; gobroncos; gosteelers; hubbyboughttickets; keywords; ofst; rectalthermometer; steelerssuck; steelerswon; tearinmybeer; tgif; zot
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To: Maximus of Texas


WTF????????

ICK!


81 posted on 01/20/2006 6:27:47 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Yeah, baby! Just made my day.


82 posted on 01/20/2006 6:28:17 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: BJClinton; PaulaB; Rose of Sharn; motormouth; EX52D; day10; teenyelliott; tuffydoodle; ...
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Demanding Name

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

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83 posted on 01/20/2006 6:28:48 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash the V-8 Interceptor!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Thanks! Those are great!!

SZ


84 posted on 01/20/2006 6:29:08 AM PST by SZonian (Tagline???? I don't need no stinkin' tagline!)
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To: BJClinton
Willie Wonka Nagin & The Chocolate City!

How appropriate for today's OFST.

85 posted on 01/20/2006 6:29:28 AM PST by TexasCajun
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To: SZonian

They are all good tagline material..


86 posted on 01/20/2006 6:30:15 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Oh man...you just know how some people are going to use that...eww.


87 posted on 01/20/2006 6:30:17 AM PST by BJClinton (Mr. August)
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To: martin_fierro
Wonder what I can get for it on eBay.

Now that will depend on what you say it looks like. hehe

88 posted on 01/20/2006 6:30:36 AM PST by TexasCajun
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To: Maximus of Texas

Sho-ya....

LOL!!!


89 posted on 01/20/2006 6:31:03 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: ferri

Not bad. Did you come up with that?


90 posted on 01/20/2006 6:31:42 AM PST by BJClinton (Mr. August)
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To: BJClinton

But, the torso is unisex!


Ewwwww...


91 posted on 01/20/2006 6:31:43 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: BJClinton

Me first!


92 posted on 01/20/2006 6:31:45 AM PST by ToddBush (Sho-Ya Wang)
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To: Dashing Dasher

You got that right!

I almost made a spectacle of myself at work when I started reading them.

Gotta be careful.

Cheers,
SZ


93 posted on 01/20/2006 6:32:50 AM PST by SZonian (Tagline???? I don't need no stinkin' tagline!)
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To: ToddBush

Homina Homina


94 posted on 01/20/2006 6:32:51 AM PST by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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To: BJClinton

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, Thank you
Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food
stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the passer-by says "You are
mistaken, I am Mexican".

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America !" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says... "Probably at work!"


95 posted on 01/20/2006 6:33:16 AM PST by fatboynic
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New NBC Sitcom

I think Pissant wrote the pilot.

96 posted on 01/20/2006 6:34:06 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash the V-8 Interceptor!)
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To: BJClinton; Maximus of Texas; day10
Woman needs to have sex to stop the spread of cancer...

Any volunteers?

97 posted on 01/20/2006 6:34:12 AM PST by ToddBush (Sho-Ya Wang)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Yummy...


98 posted on 01/20/2006 6:34:17 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Why did you make me watch that!

UGH!


99 posted on 01/20/2006 6:36:15 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: LongElegantLegs

He's a favorite of ours....

Oh YEAH!!!


100 posted on 01/20/2006 6:36:56 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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