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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
The OFST ^ | 1/20/2006 | .

Posted on 01/20/2006 5:48:08 AM PST by BJClinton

It's Friday, the playoffs are in full swing...yup, it's a good time to be alive.



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: broncoshaftawin; expensivetickets; gobroncos; gosteelers; hubbyboughttickets; keywords; ofst; rectalthermometer; steelerssuck; steelerswon; tearinmybeer; tgif; zot
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To: PaulaB

11-30-56 - I hit 50 this year! WOO HOO!!! Gonna throw myself a big party!!!


601 posted on 01/20/2006 11:39:06 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Dashing Dasher
I'm your best friend in the entire world

mmmmmmm... the POWER....

Shall I use my new found power for good or evil? When did you say you were coming to Texas?

602 posted on 01/20/2006 11:39:53 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (Mr. September)
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To: fredhead

I use my mind every day.


603 posted on 01/20/2006 11:39:54 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Auntbee
I was waiting on your reply little missy...
tell that boss you got partying to do on Fridays
got your b-day down..thanks

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604 posted on 01/20/2006 11:41:04 AM PST by PaulaB (Leave A Light On In Heaven For Me)
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To: PaulaB

I keep telling him that every week but he doesn't listen.


605 posted on 01/20/2006 11:42:02 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Growing up, I got a yearly reminder that I share a birthday with George Harrison. Since he died, they list Tea


606 posted on 01/20/2006 11:43:54 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (Mr. September)
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To: r-q-tek86

Was supposed to go in Feb - but looks like March in Florida instead.
Will keep you posted, of course.

& and vote GOOD!


607 posted on 01/20/2006 11:46:16 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: r-q-tek86

She looks like my lawyer!


608 posted on 01/20/2006 11:46:59 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Happy Friday!)
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To: r-q-tek86


Dorothy Hamill - 26 July, 1956
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Kate Beckinsale - 26 July, 1974
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Kevin Spacey - 26 July, 1959
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Mick Jagger - 26 July, 1937
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Sandra Bullock - 26 July, 1964
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609 posted on 01/20/2006 11:50:14 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: r-q-tek86; Dashing Dasher
I understand Helen Thomas' day job is as a stunt pilot... right DD?

I sense an inside joke/blackmail job going on here. My curiosity has been piqued.

610 posted on 01/20/2006 11:50:35 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
She looks like my lawyer!

That would be dangerous for me. r-q likes the Leoni.

611 posted on 01/20/2006 11:51:42 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (Mr. September)
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To: EX52D

I take it you were born on August 15th?


612 posted on 01/20/2006 11:52:53 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (Mr. September)
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To: The_Victor; Dashing Dasher
I sense an inside joke/blackmail job going on here.

I wouldn't say that... but would you like to see DD dance?

613 posted on 01/20/2006 11:54:07 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (Mr. September)
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To: r-q-tek86
Thinking
614 posted on 01/20/2006 11:55:03 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: r-q-tek86
Floats my boat.


615 posted on 01/20/2006 11:57:29 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Happy Friday!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I have a parrot tattoo on my left arm. I have been a fan of Jimmy's since he and I both lived in Mobile, and that has been many many years!


616 posted on 01/20/2006 11:58:51 AM PST by StrangerInParadise (The Boogey Man checks under his bed to make sure Joe Gibbs isn't there before he goes to sleep!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

BTW... I've got to be in D.C. next month. You ever get that far south?


617 posted on 01/20/2006 11:59:42 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (Mr. September)
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To: StrangerInParadise

YOU LIVED WITH JIMMY BUFFET!?!

KEWL!


618 posted on 01/20/2006 12:00:30 PM PST by r-q-tek86 (Mr. September)
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To: teenyelliott

You Know You're Getting Old When...


1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.

2. You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

4. Your back goes out but you stay home.

5. When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.

6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

8. When happy hour is a nap.

9. When you're on vacation and your ENERGY runs out before your money does.

10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you, and you always hated it.

11. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.

12. When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.

13. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

14. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

15. Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.

16. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

17. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

18. The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

19. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.

20. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.

21. It takes twice as long to look half as good.

22. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.

23. You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.

24. You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.

25. You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.

26. You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.

27. You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

28. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.


619 posted on 01/20/2006 12:00:30 PM PST by MadCharity (If only the week could go by as fast as the hour of 24 does!!!)
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To: EX52D

Other Birthdays for Today

20-Jan-1896 George Burns
20-Jan-1920 Federico Fellini
20-Jan-1920 DeForest Kelley
20-Jan-1926 Patricia Neal
20-Jan-1930 Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin
20-Jan-1934 Arte Johnson
20-Jan-1937 Dorothy Provine
20-Jan-1946 David Lynch
20-Jan-1952 Paul Stanley
20-Jan-1956 Bill Maher
20-Jan-1971 Gary Barlow
20-Jan-1979 Rob Bourdon


620 posted on 01/20/2006 12:02:27 PM PST by MadCharity (If only the week could go by as fast as the hour of 24 does!!!)
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