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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
The OFST ^ | 1/20/2006 | .

Posted on 01/20/2006 5:48:08 AM PST by BJClinton

It's Friday, the playoffs are in full swing...yup, it's a good time to be alive.



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: broncoshaftawin; expensivetickets; gobroncos; gosteelers; hubbyboughttickets; keywords; ofst; rectalthermometer; steelerssuck; steelerswon; tearinmybeer; tgif; zot
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To: Dashing Dasher

Ok DD... check your mail again


501 posted on 01/20/2006 10:39:32 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (Mr. September)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Yes...he's charismatic, something about the "sideways smile" he has.


502 posted on 01/20/2006 10:40:14 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: teenyelliott
I am looking forward to forty

I liked 40. I just can't believe it was two years ago already. (well... next month)

503 posted on 01/20/2006 10:41:14 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (Mr. September)
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To: day10

Good luck with that.


504 posted on 01/20/2006 10:41:17 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: r-q-tek86

I didn't mind 40. Big 50 coming up in November.


505 posted on 01/20/2006 10:44:06 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

He got better looking as he got older.

He did great westerns. And that one thing with Whoopee Goldberg (can't think of the title now).


506 posted on 01/20/2006 10:44:12 AM PST by CTOCS (This space left intentionally blank)
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To: BJClinton

Thought you'd like this one

Forget the computer rankings. Teams are matched up in college football bowl games under the BCS (Because Cheney Says!) system.


507 posted on 01/20/2006 10:45:06 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (Mr. September)
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To: CTOCS

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000385/


508 posted on 01/20/2006 10:45:07 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: Auntbee

1981 In Review

1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament
4. Pope Died

2005 In Review

1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament
4. Pope Died

So in the future, if Prince Charles decides to remarry, would somebody please warn the Pope.


509 posted on 01/20/2006 10:45:43 AM PST by hattend (I wanna go through the Stargate!)
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To: hattend

lol!


510 posted on 01/20/2006 10:47:08 AM PST by conservativebabe
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To: Maximus of Texas

Man, how'd that dude sing that with a straight face?

Must've taken numerous takes.


511 posted on 01/20/2006 10:47:12 AM PST by martin_fierro (00111100 00100000 01111100 00111010 00101001 01111110)
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To: r-q-tek86

Is it 5'oclock yet?


512 posted on 01/20/2006 10:47:19 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Happy Friday!)
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To: Chanticleer
What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced.

Overall, your true self is creative and expressive.

With friends, you seem thoughtful and interested in ideas.

In love, you seem intelligent and a bit intimidating.

In stressful situations, you seem sad and helpless.
What Do People Think Of Your Face?

513 posted on 01/20/2006 10:47:52 AM PST by fredhead (The NAVY - Full Speed Ahead (or is it Astern?))
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To: r-q-tek86

I have 20 days until I enter the third quarter of life. :(


514 posted on 01/20/2006 10:48:54 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Happy Friday!)
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To: martin_fierro

I thought the same thing!


515 posted on 01/20/2006 10:49:14 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash the V-8 Interceptor!)
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To: Chanticleer
What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced.

Overall, your true self is reserved and logical.

With friends, you seem logical, detached, and a bit manipulative.

In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.

In stressful situation, you seem like you're oblivious to the stress.
What Do People Think Of Your Face?

516 posted on 01/20/2006 10:49:38 AM PST by conservativebabe
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To: najida; Dashing Dasher

517 posted on 01/20/2006 10:49:49 AM PST by Lady Jag ( All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
I'll open the beer for ya...


518 posted on 01/20/2006 10:50:04 AM PST by MadCharity (If only the week could go by as fast as the hour of 24 does!!!)
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To: hattend

A Texan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks.. like I said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW!"

Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,

"Had'm circumcised"......


519 posted on 01/20/2006 10:50:23 AM PST by hattend (I wanna go through the Stargate!)
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To: CTOCS

Sam Elliot is one of the greatest unsung actors in the business.

Probably the only man alive who could beat Chuck Norris.


520 posted on 01/20/2006 10:50:28 AM PST by fredhead (The NAVY - Full Speed Ahead (or is it Astern?))
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