I always thought the worst pick-up line in history was,
"Hi, My friends call me Pissant!"
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'cause I can see myself in your pants."
Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
Hi, I'm astronomer and I've been sent by the department to examine a heavenly body named XGY8... 6... 9'er... Er, wait. That heavenly body is you!
Would you like to call 9-1-1 and make a cop come?
Many years ago in my younger and crazier days I had a buddy who would just walk up and get right to the point:
"Do you wanna &*^* or should I apologize?"
I saw it work once over the years. Many times he got slapped pretty hard.
I, of course, was just an innocent bystander.
No, that one works even better than "what a nice dress, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor".