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To: navysealdad
"Wanna Breed"? Guy I knew in the army used this. The amazing theing is he actually would score about 15% of the time. I guess if it is stupid but it works, maybe it isn't stupid.
2 posted on
01/14/2006 10:26:26 AM PST by
MNJohnnie
(Misuse of the Commerce Clause is the root of all Congressional evil)
To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; King Prout
Hey ping the tribe. Bet you all can have some fun with this thread
3 posted on
01/14/2006 10:27:58 AM PST by
MNJohnnie
(Misuse of the Commerce Clause is the root of all Congressional evil)
To: navysealdad
Ted Kennedy: "Hey, want to see my new Oldsmobile"?
Ted Kennedy: "I'm drunk. My wife aint here. Any of you girls over 18"?"
To: navysealdad
2. How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?" Lol!
To: navysealdad; .cnI redruM; 537cant be wrong; 68 grunt; A. Patriot; A_Conservative_Chinese; ...
To: navysealdad
The ones you chose were the better ones.
These made me really laugh....
"You look like a hooker I once knew in Reno."
"I've had quite a bit to drink and you're beginning to look pretty good"
Yeah, that's gonna get the babes. Lol.
"4. My name is Bill and I'm conducting a poll... in my pants."
Strictly for laughs.
8 posted on
01/14/2006 10:33:16 AM PST by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: navysealdad; EveningStar
From the immortal Glenn Quagmire:
12 posted on
01/14/2006 10:36:32 AM PST by
Clemenza
(Smartest words ever written by a Communist: "Show me the way to the next Whiskey Bar")
To: navysealdad
"Nobody moves... nobody gets hurt."
13 posted on
01/14/2006 10:37:10 AM PST by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
To: navysealdad; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; PaulaB; EX52D; teenyelliott; peacebaby; ...
I always thought the worst pick-up line in history was,
"Hi, My friends call me Pissant!"
To: navysealdad
I still like Vic Ferrari's couple of pick-up lines
You look like a girl who has heard evry cheap pick-up line in the book....so one more wont matter"
and vic's classic:
I'm in to Italian films, french wine, and bee-you-tee-ful ladies!
If you're intersested let's talk. If not it's been fun.
"Vic, huh?"
Why don't you see how I handle a tight corner?
Terrible humor Vic, but I love that smile!
Come on! Walk with me! Talk with me!
17 posted on
01/14/2006 10:41:38 AM PST by
stylin19a
(God does not apply to your alloted time, the hours spent playing golf.)
To: navysealdad
I'm new in town. Can you give me directions to your place?
To: navysealdad
A guy once walked up to me on a subway platform and said.
"I'd like to see your glasses next mine on my nightstand." Weird, huh?
20 posted on
01/14/2006 10:43:29 AM PST by
Hildy
(Spielberg spends his spare time memorializing the last Holocaust while working to justify the next.)
To: navysealdad
"I'm lost. Can I come home with you?"
23 posted on
01/14/2006 10:47:30 AM PST by
CarrotAndStick
(The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
To: navysealdad
'Would you like to come to a pants party?'....Brick, in 'Anchorman-The Legend of Ron Burgundy'.
To: navysealdad
I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I could make your bed rock!
27 posted on
01/14/2006 10:49:38 AM PST by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: navysealdad
Honestly,do ladies really respond to a pick up line from a complete stranger?
29 posted on
01/14/2006 10:50:06 AM PST by
carlr
To: navysealdad
"Well, that's a nice little bit of nothing you're almost wearing."
(delivered as nonchalantly as possible while sipping a vodka martini)
To: navysealdad
I saw a friend use this one and it worked:
"Nice shoes, wanna f#ck?"
45 posted on
01/14/2006 11:25:28 AM PST by
Fierce Allegiance
(I can dance in boots just fine, thanks!)
To: navysealdad
Non, no, no. Worst ever line:
Sleep with me and your little sister will be released unharmed.
47 posted on
01/14/2006 11:29:50 AM PST by
noblejones
(Ben Stein for President, 2008.)
To: navysealdad
Wanna see my Hairy Potter?
52 posted on
01/14/2006 11:43:41 AM PST by
noblejones
(Ben Stein for President, 2008.)
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