Top 10: Worst Pickup Lines Ever

TheSoko ^

[navysealdad]

8. Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
5. I’m here - what were your other two wishes?
2. How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

[tet68]

Stop, you're killing me!!!
Rofl.

[Dashing Dasher]

What kind of dog?

[tet68]

"Digger" is a female Blue Healer, so smart it's scary
my constant companion as I don't have anyway to leave
her at home, so have to take her to work with me.

[peacebaby]

I moved from Buckhead two years ago...and don't call me a Buckhead Housewife, ok?

GA 400 has its problems, but when the weather's nice, I put the top down on my car, chill out to good music, flirt with the men who drive by, and make the most of it.

[peacebaby]

blue healer...I've got an Aussie! Very good dogs, they both are.

[Dashing Dasher]

I bet she loves it!

[Dashing Dasher]

GA 400?

[peacebaby]

GA 400 is one of the interstates that takes commuters out of the city of Atlanta. Everyone dreads it. I have a chance to cool off, and enjoy my car, when it's not freezing cold.

[Dashing Dasher]

Airplanes!!!
Get yourself a pilot license and you'll zoom past the folks on GA 400....

;-)

[peacebaby]

airplane...and land on the lake maybe. More like a helicopter. Maybe in my next life.

[Dashing Dasher]

[GOPJ]

Thanks for the ping.

[ALWAYSWELDING]

I had a some meat head ask me if I wanted "a ride". When I said "a ride in what" he said "do you ride".

The worst thing about this pickup line is I'M A MAN FOR PETE SAKE!!

I told him he had me mixed up with some other cowboy.

[Malsua]

I've found that pick-up lines are more likely the dumbest things ever said to women.

For strange women, I've found that "Hi" works wonders. Followed by "Well, THIS is awkward" and a laugh and the hook is set :). Start talking about how you came there with another guy and he's this stupid doof who's using lines like "if I told you that you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me" etc. Course, now that I'm married, glad that I can stop that nonsense.

[Allegra]

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

Oh, dear. Now, THAT'S bad.

[goldstategop]

Shake your cute little ass and I'll shake mine. Try that one for a pick up line and get pasted! ;-)

[R. Scott]

Some women just can’t resist “curing” a gay man.

[cgbg]

In the Clinton administration the most common pickup line came from Secret Service agents:

"Sorry to bother you, ma'am, but that man over there is the President of the United States, and he would like to speak with you."

Then the first line out of Slick's mouth would be:

"Honey, I hope you like coke, because in the White House we get nothing but the best...."

[Checkers]

bump

[1rudeboy]

Let's go back to my place. I can't violate the terms of my release.