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Top 10: Worst Pickup Lines Ever
TheSoko ^
Posted on 01/14/2006 10:24:24 AM PST by navysealdad
8. Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
5. I’m here - what were your other two wishes?
2. How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"
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KEYWORDS: pickuplines; singles; top10; wherespissant; worstpickuplines; worstpickuplinesever
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To: Dashing Dasher; tet68
I'd kick his butt but I can't find him...seems he's out rescuing his BMW---oh, wait a minute, he's a iron forger...must be saving his big ole truck then. My little convertible is headed straight for it.
141
posted on
01/14/2006 5:00:01 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: peacebaby
Hey,just trying to help, it will be a long walk home
for you since your WIFE threw your car keys in the pool.
142
posted on
01/14/2006 5:00:15 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: peacebaby
LOL!!!
Tet... Apologize to our dear Peacebaby!
143
posted on
01/14/2006 5:01:03 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: nhoward14
You posted "Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them."
She replies, "I don't know what I would do with two assholes in there."
The worst pickup line I ever heard. "Hey, for a fat broad, you don't smell half bad."
EasyDoesIt
144
posted on
01/14/2006 5:01:14 PM PST
by
eazdzit
(Write your congressman. RESTORE the 14th amendment to its original intent!!!)
To: tet68; Dashing Dasher
Geez, I wish I had a wife!
In the meantime, I'll just hoist these 34Ds at you and laugh.
145
posted on
01/14/2006 5:02:12 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: tet68
146
posted on
01/14/2006 5:02:24 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: Dashing Dasher
Ok, I apologixe.
Guess he must have gone home with his wife.
147
posted on
01/14/2006 5:02:43 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: navysealdad
"Have you heard about the Fair Tax?"
148
posted on
01/14/2006 5:04:55 PM PST
by
Mojave
To: tet68
Oh well, one of the yet to be solved problems of the internet.
It's ok though, I've got the Family size Vicks.
149
posted on
01/14/2006 5:05:12 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: tet68
"Guess he must have gone home with his wife."
Not too sure what that means, but I'm not gonna take this personally.
Be nice, tet68.
150
posted on
01/14/2006 5:06:38 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: peacebaby
I'll just hoist these 34Ds at you and laugh.
Hahahahaah!
Free the puppies!
151
posted on
01/14/2006 5:08:12 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: tet68; Dashing Dasher
Family size Vicks! OMG, where are you, tet68?
giggle
152
posted on
01/14/2006 5:09:48 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: peacebaby
I am nice, as nice as an old geezer can be.
I live out in West Ga. Just me and my dog.
153
posted on
01/14/2006 5:11:12 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: navysealdad
"Ya know, you don't sweat much for a fat girl."
154
posted on
01/14/2006 5:11:43 PM PST
by
Casloy
To: tet68; Dashing Dasher
"Free the puppies!"
I free those puppies and they become size 34 longnecks!
155
posted on
01/14/2006 5:12:17 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: Mojave
"Have you heard about the Fair Tax?"Has that line worked for you! LOL!!!!
156
posted on
01/14/2006 5:12:40 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: tet68
"I live out in West Ga. Just me and my dog."
Maybe that's your problem.
I'm in Roswell.
157
posted on
01/14/2006 5:14:48 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: peacebaby
158
posted on
01/14/2006 5:18:16 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: Dashing Dasher
I do take care of my puppies. Get great kicks out of men's reactions.
159
posted on
01/14/2006 5:20:37 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: peacebaby
Hey, I've got the World's Best Dog tm.
I lived in Roswell for years after vietnam
even had my blacksmith shop in the mill for several.
Sure has changed, too many cars now.
160
posted on
01/14/2006 5:27:41 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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