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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
OFST | 01/13/2006 | TheUsualSuspects

Posted on 01/13/2006 5:44:50 AM PST by BJClinton

Wheee! Friday. Mr. August sez: Time to be silly.





TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: gosteelers; hookemhorns; ofst; redskins; tgif
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To: fredhead

Once upon a time,
When I lived with two former college roomates,
We made our male roomie, who lived in the attic,
take us to an adult movie as our Christmas present.

We'd never been to one and we were curious.

He didn't want to do it, but he finally obliged.

Well, from the moment we walked in the theater,
we couldn't shut up! The floors were so sticky
they nearly pulled your shoes off! The seats
were almost as bad.

No one was sitting together except for us...
I mean, there was like 10 seats between each person.

The theater was dark, old, and just creepy.

And so on...
Then the 'movie' started and we became
Heckel and Jeckel
We laughed at the bad music,
We roared at the cheesy motel rooms.
We giggled at the stupid, stupid 'dialogue',
We gasped at how just plain ugly the guys were,
We kept saying "you mean people think this is a turn on!?!?"
"they can't be serious! This isn't sexy! It's biology 101 without the fun lecture."

At that point,
Our male roomie got up and walked out into the lobby to
wait on us.

When walked into the lobby, he quickly exited to the car and pretended he didn't know us. He kept muttering "you girls better not ask ONE more thing of me, ever!" (OK, so as soon as we got home, we asked him to help bring in firewood)....

Ya know, I've yet to see an adult movie (made for/by men) that didn't make me remember that first time in that theater.

So I usually giggle all the way through.


661 posted on 01/13/2006 11:08:58 AM PST by najida (Armadillos dug 2 dozen holes in my yard last night-- in an attempt to break my ankles this morning.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Wonderful addition to the thread. Please, contribute more.


662 posted on 01/13/2006 11:08:59 AM PST by ToddBush (My puppy beat up your DNC Chairman.)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

LOL...you're catching on...


663 posted on 01/13/2006 11:08:59 AM PST by EX52D (Happy New Year Freepers!)
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To: fredhead

I've always wondered why they show close-ups of the guy's face. C'mon, it's mostly dudes that watch the stuff, why would they want to see another dudes face? There are other videos for fellas that want to watch fellas, not that there's anything wrong with that.


664 posted on 01/13/2006 11:09:18 AM PST by BJClinton (Mr. August)
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To: teenyelliott

Go away or I'll start a quiz about failed home closings.


665 posted on 01/13/2006 11:09:33 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash your baby feeders!)
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To: Dashing Dasher
>>Have you ever seen Rocky Horror in a theater?

to the tune of Rose Tint My World:

Franken-furter, it's all over
Your network is a failure,
Your views are too extreme...


666 posted on 01/13/2006 11:09:46 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: HOTTIEBOY

Me likey too.


667 posted on 01/13/2006 11:09:55 AM PST by ToddBush (My puppy beat up your DNC Chairman.)
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To: BJClinton
the ladies want to see you from the neck down

Mr. September...


668 posted on 01/13/2006 11:10:19 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (Mr. September)
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To: Dashing Dasher
I just remembered..I wanted to send Billy to you on your birthday

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669 posted on 01/13/2006 11:10:21 AM PST by PaulaB (You know what I mean.....We have the same intrigue.....As a court of kings)
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To: BJClinton

Absolute proof of Global Warming.

Good Hunting... from Varmint Al

670 posted on 01/13/2006 11:10:38 AM PST by Varmint Al
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To: r-q-tek86
Mine has Super Bowl trophies. They just embarrass the heck out of me right now.

Oh, well. At least they beat the Redskins.

Some Raiders "Commitment to Excellence."

I call my team sweatshirt my 'humility shirt'.
671 posted on 01/13/2006 11:11:14 AM PST by fredhead (The NAVY - Full Speed Ahead (or is it Astern?))
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To: fredhead

Honestly,

I don't 'get' what it's about. They're usually funny, disturbing or boring.

But seldom 'sexy'.

Women have a way different set of buttons that need pushing and often those movies just turn over the giggle box.


672 posted on 01/13/2006 11:12:08 AM PST by najida (Armadillos dug 2 dozen holes in my yard last night-- in an attempt to break my ankles this morning.)
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To: teenyelliott; LongElegantLegs
"What color is your puppy today?"

I'm more interested in those puppies in her PJ's.
673 posted on 01/13/2006 11:12:21 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash your baby feeders!)
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To: Chanticleer

Two of my daughters were serious skaters in Manhattan back in the '90s. If there are any competitive male skaters that play on our team, they must be rare as a sunny day in Seattle.


674 posted on 01/13/2006 11:12:25 AM PST by Pharmboy (The stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones.)
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To: najida

I'm going to date myself now. The film I was talking about was on 8mm.

LONG LONG time ago.


675 posted on 01/13/2006 11:13:13 AM PST by fredhead (The NAVY - Full Speed Ahead (or is it Astern?))
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To: r-q-tek86
Oh yeah...gitty-up!Devil 3
676 posted on 01/13/2006 11:13:45 AM PST by EX52D (Happy New Year Freepers!)
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To: ToddBush

677 posted on 01/13/2006 11:13:54 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (I never got a job from a person on a government program.)
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To: Chanticleer

My fave bumper sticker was the "Except for ending Naziism,
slavery, fascism, and communism, war has never solved
anything"

>>Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Republican loyalist You remain fiercely dedicated to fighting the twin evils of terrorism and liberalism, and you'd walk across a field of land mines if it meant casting a deciding vote for a Republican president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Democratic Party and every elitist, French-loving, religion-mocking, America-hating, terrorist-appeasing ideal for which it stands.


678 posted on 01/13/2006 11:14:06 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: ToddBush

679 posted on 01/13/2006 11:14:35 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (I never got a job from a person on a government program.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Can I make a request? Jessica Biel.

Oh, and MORE COWBELL!!!!


680 posted on 01/13/2006 11:14:56 AM PST by ToddBush (My puppy beat up your DNC Chairman.)
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